Vermaelen Prime
vermaelen.bsky.social
Vermaelen Prime
@vermaelen.bsky.social
Lower Alabama's Premier Deadpan Comedian
Cassandra of Troy IRL
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Advanced shrimpin'
February 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I lost a beloved pet in March. My wife got me a custom "paint by number" kit of one of my favorite pictures of my cat, Beans, and I'm blown away. Probably the best gift I've ever received.
January 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Did you know that Elon Musk and Adrian Dittmann actually attended university together?
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I've retained this screenshot for a very long time.
November 17, 2024 at 11:57 AM
November 16, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I found this little squirrel walking around in circles with a bloody nose after a windstorm. I carried her back to my garage, where I set her up with a temporary shelter.

I contacted a friend who has experience raising abandoned squirrels, and by afternoon, she was off to her next adventure.
November 16, 2024 at 12:56 PM
November 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Nectar of the gods.
November 14, 2024 at 12:30 PM