Vermaelen Prime
@vermaelen.bsky.social
Lower Alabama's Premier Deadpan Comedian
Cassandra of Troy IRL
Cassandra of Troy IRL
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They'll be putting your asses in death camps, and you'll still be waiting for a 100% perfect candidate like the Palestinians who voted for Trump.
August 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I had an interaction with a person today who doesn't like Gavin Newsom's stance on trans issues. I was immediately blocked by this person for being pragmatic and correct.
The purity test bullshit has to end.
The purity test bullshit has to end.
August 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I had an interaction with a person today who doesn't like Gavin Newsom's stance on trans issues. I was immediately blocked by this person for being pragmatic and correct.
The purity test bullshit has to end.
The purity test bullshit has to end.
Do you think they'll perp walk him the way they did Luigi? What are the odds on an "all agencies" photo op?
April 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Do you think they'll perp walk him the way they did Luigi? What are the odds on an "all agencies" photo op?
To be clear, he's talking about "sweatshops."
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
To be clear, he's talking about "sweatshops."
Too many media outlets are burying the lede when it comes to the administration using messaging apps to avoid keeping records.
March 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Too many media outlets are burying the lede when it comes to the administration using messaging apps to avoid keeping records.
I'd love to know how minimizing or omitting the historical military contributions of women, Native Americans, and people of color aids our combat readiness, especially as it pertains to retention and recruiting.
March 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'd love to know how minimizing or omitting the historical military contributions of women, Native Americans, and people of color aids our combat readiness, especially as it pertains to retention and recruiting.
Happy Ides of March to anyone who celebrates.
March 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Ides of March to anyone who celebrates.
@schumer.senate.gov, if you vote in the affirmative to advance an agenda that you know will do great harm to our country, do you actually represent the citizens who voted for you?
While it may help you politically to allow the administration to destroy our economy, it will hurt actual people.
While it may help you politically to allow the administration to destroy our economy, it will hurt actual people.
March 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@schumer.senate.gov, if you vote in the affirmative to advance an agenda that you know will do great harm to our country, do you actually represent the citizens who voted for you?
While it may help you politically to allow the administration to destroy our economy, it will hurt actual people.
While it may help you politically to allow the administration to destroy our economy, it will hurt actual people.
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VARNEY: Can you deport a legal immigrant?
HOMAN: Absolutely we can
HOMAN: Absolutely we can
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
VARNEY: Can you deport a legal immigrant?
HOMAN: Absolutely we can
HOMAN: Absolutely we can
Bluesky desperately needs a marketplace so I don't have to use the Zuckerpages.
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Bluesky desperately needs a marketplace so I don't have to use the Zuckerpages.
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data
NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore
BASH: You are the government
NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore
BASH: You are the government
February 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data
NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore
BASH: You are the government
NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore
BASH: You are the government
They dragged me to church every Sunday. They sent me to Catholic school until the 9th grade.
Then, they turned their back on every single virtue they taught, opting instead to spit on me for explaining how far they've strayed from their own beliefs.
Then, they turned their back on every single virtue they taught, opting instead to spit on me for explaining how far they've strayed from their own beliefs.
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
They dragged me to church every Sunday. They sent me to Catholic school until the 9th grade.
Then, they turned their back on every single virtue they taught, opting instead to spit on me for explaining how far they've strayed from their own beliefs.
Then, they turned their back on every single virtue they taught, opting instead to spit on me for explaining how far they've strayed from their own beliefs.
Every day like
a young boy is making a funny face and says `` we 're not gonna make it , are we ? ''
ALT: a young boy is making a funny face and says `` we 're not gonna make it , are we ? ''
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Every day like
Advanced shrimpin'
February 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Advanced shrimpin'
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You can't make this stuff up.
January 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You can't make this stuff up.
Only completely unserious people are defending these things that are happening.
Anyone telling you otherwise is a damned liar.
Anyone telling you otherwise is a damned liar.
January 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Only completely unserious people are defending these things that are happening.
Anyone telling you otherwise is a damned liar.
Anyone telling you otherwise is a damned liar.
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Fuck Zuck.
Fuck Zuck.
January 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Deleted threads.
Fuck Zuck.
Fuck Zuck.
I lost a beloved pet in March. My wife got me a custom "paint by number" kit of one of my favorite pictures of my cat, Beans, and I'm blown away. Probably the best gift I've ever received.
January 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I lost a beloved pet in March. My wife got me a custom "paint by number" kit of one of my favorite pictures of my cat, Beans, and I'm blown away. Probably the best gift I've ever received.
Did you know that Elon Musk and Adrian Dittmann actually attended university together?
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Did you know that Elon Musk and Adrian Dittmann actually attended university together?
It's fun watching Elon's legitimacy as a "genius" get destroyed so completely in an argument with a lunatic.
December 27, 2024 at 3:31 PM
It's fun watching Elon's legitimacy as a "genius" get destroyed so completely in an argument with a lunatic.
They're trying to make an example of Luigi, and it makes me feel like they've never heard of the Bastille.
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
They're trying to make an example of Luigi, and it makes me feel like they've never heard of the Bastille.
Someone who still has Twitter should take a deep dive into his timeline and figure out how many times Matt Gaetz called someone else a "groomer."
December 23, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Someone who still has Twitter should take a deep dive into his timeline and figure out how many times Matt Gaetz called someone else a "groomer."
They're going to attempt to make an example out of Luigi for their corporate overlords, but something tells me it will only prove his point and martyr him.
December 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
They're going to attempt to make an example out of Luigi for their corporate overlords, but something tells me it will only prove his point and martyr him.
If you were quiet when Trump pardoned literal traitors, I don't want to hear your fucking opinion about Hunter.
December 3, 2024 at 1:42 PM
If you were quiet when Trump pardoned literal traitors, I don't want to hear your fucking opinion about Hunter.