Taube
@verlorenetaube.bsky.social
Opinions are for sale; also go by Hato and Dove. I "play" fighting games and other stuff, too.
Took a selfie, feel like I'm glowing today
August 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Took a selfie, feel like I'm glowing today
I heard "You can wake up at 11 am" and thought "oh thank goodness I can sleep in"
I am absolutely cooked
I am absolutely cooked
August 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I heard "You can wake up at 11 am" and thought "oh thank goodness I can sleep in"
I am absolutely cooked
I am absolutely cooked
One of the things I dislike the most about American society is people get mad when they aren't advertised to correctly.
Boo hoo, they used a POC to sell you Pringles. Who cares, the only correct response to an ad (at best) is get away from me Corpo. Stop making your Twitter account sarcastic
Boo hoo, they used a POC to sell you Pringles. Who cares, the only correct response to an ad (at best) is get away from me Corpo. Stop making your Twitter account sarcastic
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
One of the things I dislike the most about American society is people get mad when they aren't advertised to correctly.
Boo hoo, they used a POC to sell you Pringles. Who cares, the only correct response to an ad (at best) is get away from me Corpo. Stop making your Twitter account sarcastic
Boo hoo, they used a POC to sell you Pringles. Who cares, the only correct response to an ad (at best) is get away from me Corpo. Stop making your Twitter account sarcastic
One of the plot points in Dr. Faustus that sticks with me is how one of his sins is eating grapes during the winter.
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
July 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
One of the plot points in Dr. Faustus that sticks with me is how one of his sins is eating grapes during the winter.
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
I mourn my aux cable ports daily. Modern human, remember what they took from you
July 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I mourn my aux cable ports daily. Modern human, remember what they took from you
I recently came across the theory that humans have zoochosis, and I haven't been able to shake it from my mind. Sending more than one email is about to make me break out in hives.
If I have to enter one more code for SMS verification I will literally go sicko mode.
If I have to enter one more code for SMS verification I will literally go sicko mode.
July 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I recently came across the theory that humans have zoochosis, and I haven't been able to shake it from my mind. Sending more than one email is about to make me break out in hives.
If I have to enter one more code for SMS verification I will literally go sicko mode.
If I have to enter one more code for SMS verification I will literally go sicko mode.
When are they adding mental gymnastics to the Olympics?
June 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
When are they adding mental gymnastics to the Olympics?
Sometimes I wish online etiquette followed some of the real-life rules. Imagine going to play chess in the park and someone says "No I'm only here grinding chess points" and they only use their pawns.
Losing a pickup basketball game and someone saying "You're horrible, never play basketball again."
Losing a pickup basketball game and someone saying "You're horrible, never play basketball again."
June 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sometimes I wish online etiquette followed some of the real-life rules. Imagine going to play chess in the park and someone says "No I'm only here grinding chess points" and they only use their pawns.
Losing a pickup basketball game and someone saying "You're horrible, never play basketball again."
Losing a pickup basketball game and someone saying "You're horrible, never play basketball again."
I upscaled some images from the undernight intro I thought were cool, just wanted to share. I am using them as a wallpaper
June 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I upscaled some images from the undernight intro I thought were cool, just wanted to share. I am using them as a wallpaper
Sometimes I feel like a housecat that went missing for 2 years then randomly showed up and was taken back inside.
Was it more dangerous? Absolutely. Do I kind of miss rolling around in the dumpster? lil' bit.
Was it more dangerous? Absolutely. Do I kind of miss rolling around in the dumpster? lil' bit.
May 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes I feel like a housecat that went missing for 2 years then randomly showed up and was taken back inside.
Was it more dangerous? Absolutely. Do I kind of miss rolling around in the dumpster? lil' bit.
Was it more dangerous? Absolutely. Do I kind of miss rolling around in the dumpster? lil' bit.
My hero shooter tip of the day is if you're doing bad, just follow someone who is doing better. Shadow them on the job.
If everyone is doing bad, you're cooked. Do something different.
If everyone is doing bad, you're cooked. Do something different.
April 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My hero shooter tip of the day is if you're doing bad, just follow someone who is doing better. Shadow them on the job.
If everyone is doing bad, you're cooked. Do something different.
If everyone is doing bad, you're cooked. Do something different.
Playing fallout 4 to do my future planning.
a video game character is standing in front of a cloudy sky .
ALT: a video game character is standing in front of a cloudy sky .
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April 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Playing fallout 4 to do my future planning.
I've apparently been in the top .25% of listeners for co shu nie for the past 3 years.
I love you, pls meet me 🙏 ❤️ I just need the time. And the money.
I love you, pls meet me 🙏 ❤️ I just need the time. And the money.
March 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've apparently been in the top .25% of listeners for co shu nie for the past 3 years.
I love you, pls meet me 🙏 ❤️ I just need the time. And the money.
I love you, pls meet me 🙏 ❤️ I just need the time. And the money.
I'm going to go eat a Pizza and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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a stack of pizza slices with pepperoni and cheese on a wooden table
ALT: a stack of pizza slices with pepperoni and cheese on a wooden table
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February 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I'm going to go eat a Pizza and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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The death of Cleopatra, 1876 by Edmonia 'Wildfire' Lewis (1844-1907) first African/Native-American woman to achieve international fame as a sculptor #WomensArt
February 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The death of Cleopatra, 1876 by Edmonia 'Wildfire' Lewis (1844-1907) first African/Native-American woman to achieve international fame as a sculptor #WomensArt
I know this means nothing to nobody, but I am close to getting Grandmaster in Marvel Rivals. It feels good knowing my analytical strategies carry over from game to game.
February 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I know this means nothing to nobody, but I am close to getting Grandmaster in Marvel Rivals. It feels good knowing my analytical strategies carry over from game to game.
The rule of Funny: I'm allowed to do an input if it's funny and/or hysterical
February 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The rule of Funny: I'm allowed to do an input if it's funny and/or hysterical
RIP Franz Kafka, you would've loved how much you hated society. Would take being added to one bad work email to send him back to the grave.
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
RIP Franz Kafka, you would've loved how much you hated society. Would take being added to one bad work email to send him back to the grave.
GHOST Now, Hamlet, hear.
’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
A serpent stung me. But know, thou noble youth,
The serpent that did sting thy father’s life
Now wears his crown.
HAMLET O, my prophetic soul! My uncle!
- Hamlet Act 1 Scene 5
’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
A serpent stung me. But know, thou noble youth,
The serpent that did sting thy father’s life
Now wears his crown.
HAMLET O, my prophetic soul! My uncle!
- Hamlet Act 1 Scene 5
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
GHOST Now, Hamlet, hear.
’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
A serpent stung me. But know, thou noble youth,
The serpent that did sting thy father’s life
Now wears his crown.
HAMLET O, my prophetic soul! My uncle!
- Hamlet Act 1 Scene 5
’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
A serpent stung me. But know, thou noble youth,
The serpent that did sting thy father’s life
Now wears his crown.
HAMLET O, my prophetic soul! My uncle!
- Hamlet Act 1 Scene 5
Occasionally, I will share some of my favorite Shakespeare quotes when I am bored in class.
Just in case I pop up on your feed :)
Just in case I pop up on your feed :)
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Occasionally, I will share some of my favorite Shakespeare quotes when I am bored in class.
Just in case I pop up on your feed :)
Just in case I pop up on your feed :)
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Tea rules because you can get 100 bags of decent quality for a couple bucks or 20 bags from distant shores hand selected by the bearded tea master of the forbidden mountains and it’s like 8 bucks
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tea rules because you can get 100 bags of decent quality for a couple bucks or 20 bags from distant shores hand selected by the bearded tea master of the forbidden mountains and it’s like 8 bucks