Verbal Jones
@verbaljones.bsky.social
guitar player, lawyer
trump is a prissy little jagoff and anybody who voted for him is even more worthless than he is
all Trump Chumps will be blocked -- as will ALL Jew-haters
trump is a prissy little jagoff and anybody who voted for him is even more worthless than he is
all Trump Chumps will be blocked -- as will ALL Jew-haters
Damn... that was basically Homer Simpson's stupid campaign slogan.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Damn... that was basically Homer Simpson's stupid campaign slogan.
Nope. Small cats are the best. 😺
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Nope. Small cats are the best. 😺
Nice tabbies. Here's Lord Baltimore and Officer Friendly.
August 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nice tabbies. Here's Lord Baltimore and Officer Friendly.
This is a direct result of Generation X.
July 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is a direct result of Generation X.
Best kitty I ever had was ol' Black Francis here. Sat with me through divorce, being a single parent for a while, and law school. Twelve years gone, and I still miss this tough little ball of sable fury. 😔
July 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Best kitty I ever had was ol' Black Francis here. Sat with me through divorce, being a single parent for a while, and law school. Twelve years gone, and I still miss this tough little ball of sable fury. 😔
Do yourself a favor after "Animal Farm" (or maybe just skip "Animal Farm"), read "Watership Down." It's got animals too. It's also a far more sophisticated political and social allegory than "Animal Farm" And it's directly relevant to our political climate now.
July 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Do yourself a favor after "Animal Farm" (or maybe just skip "Animal Farm"), read "Watership Down." It's got animals too. It's also a far more sophisticated political and social allegory than "Animal Farm" And it's directly relevant to our political climate now.
Well... sometimes you NEED a horse blanket!
June 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Well... sometimes you NEED a horse blanket!
I really think if Trump's boy Bobby, Jr. had his way, we'd be treating all disease with chicken soup and chanting monks, and the only treatment for bacterial infections would be amputation.
June 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I really think if Trump's boy Bobby, Jr. had his way, we'd be treating all disease with chicken soup and chanting monks, and the only treatment for bacterial infections would be amputation.
Does anybody get this for a work holiday? At my employer, we have it as "floating." Like, you can take 6/19 or some other day from June to the end of Q3. I'm curious how any other businesses observe it? #Juneteenth
June 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Does anybody get this for a work holiday? At my employer, we have it as "floating." Like, you can take 6/19 or some other day from June to the end of Q3. I'm curious how any other businesses observe it? #Juneteenth
Trump's war propaganda sounds like a recycled USA Insulation commercial.
June 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Trump's war propaganda sounds like a recycled USA Insulation commercial.
If we've learned anything from the past 10 years (or American history overall), it should be that abstract notions like "the right to bear arms," "states rights" or even "free speech" were NEVER going to save us. All can be exploited to mean whatever the authorities in power want. Fuck all that. ...
June 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If we've learned anything from the past 10 years (or American history overall), it should be that abstract notions like "the right to bear arms," "states rights" or even "free speech" were NEVER going to save us. All can be exploited to mean whatever the authorities in power want. Fuck all that. ...
Always be careful before you count a cat out for good. Officer Friendly here has disappeared for long stretches of time -- once or twice when tornadoes were about. But so far he's always made it back. They are resilient animals.
June 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Always be careful before you count a cat out for good. Officer Friendly here has disappeared for long stretches of time -- once or twice when tornadoes were about. But so far he's always made it back. They are resilient animals.
Is there no room for one marr? 😔
June 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Is there no room for one marr? 😔
Officer Friendly here used to do that quite often. Once he sneaked out right before some devastating tornadoes in the area and only showed up again on the other side of the block a week later. But that was a few years ago. When he hit 8 or 9, he started phasing a lot of that out.
June 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Officer Friendly here used to do that quite often. Once he sneaked out right before some devastating tornadoes in the area and only showed up again on the other side of the block a week later. But that was a few years ago. When he hit 8 or 9, he started phasing a lot of that out.
Memorial Day morning, making my Special Fried Rice (with bacon, chives, and tomatoes) and listening to a jazzy stereophonic demonstration record from 1958. That flutey track you hear is "Bali HA'I" by Rodgers & Hammerstein as arranged by the Chico Hamilton Quintet.
May 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Memorial Day morning, making my Special Fried Rice (with bacon, chives, and tomatoes) and listening to a jazzy stereophonic demonstration record from 1958. That flutey track you hear is "Bali HA'I" by Rodgers & Hammerstein as arranged by the Chico Hamilton Quintet.
Anybody ever tried this?
Any good?
Any good?
May 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Anybody ever tried this?
Any good?
Any good?
Yes, you want that elevator over there.
Press the DOWN button.
Press the DOWN button.
May 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yes, you want that elevator over there.
Press the DOWN button.
Press the DOWN button.
Seriously, if you were in Neo's situation, wouldn't you just figure both pills do the same thing anyway and the best thing to do would be to say, "If you think I'm taking ANY pill offered to me by some stranger wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night, you're fucking nuts!"? 😆
May 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Seriously, if you were in Neo's situation, wouldn't you just figure both pills do the same thing anyway and the best thing to do would be to say, "If you think I'm taking ANY pill offered to me by some stranger wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night, you're fucking nuts!"? 😆
And it only gets creepier when these right wingers actually try to project some typical family fun. Trump talking about dating Ivanka on national television, for example. And who could forget this this disturbing little "family excursion" with RFK, Jr.?
May 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
And it only gets creepier when these right wingers actually try to project some typical family fun. Trump talking about dating Ivanka on national television, for example. And who could forget this this disturbing little "family excursion" with RFK, Jr.?
Congratulations, Trump voters, you just fired Elmo. Fucking ELMO. Don't say you didn't vote for that. Don't say it's not your fault. You knew what he was about, and I'm sure you're loving this.
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Congratulations, Trump voters, you just fired Elmo. Fucking ELMO. Don't say you didn't vote for that. Don't say it's not your fault. You knew what he was about, and I'm sure you're loving this.
If he'd a-been Pope. I'da maybe stayed Catolic.
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If he'd a-been Pope. I'da maybe stayed Catolic.
And then he held up this photograph as an illustration of the type of "rough, tough construction workers" he was imagining. Just... imagining.
May 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
And then he held up this photograph as an illustration of the type of "rough, tough construction workers" he was imagining. Just... imagining.
Happy May 1, everybody. Please, don't forget to find time today to watch America's traditional May-First movie, "Mother, MAY 1 Sleep With Danger?" Starring Tori Spelling (as the girl who sleeps with "danger") and James Franco (as someone who is apparently in this stupid movie).
May 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Happy May 1, everybody. Please, don't forget to find time today to watch America's traditional May-First movie, "Mother, MAY 1 Sleep With Danger?" Starring Tori Spelling (as the girl who sleeps with "danger") and James Franco (as someone who is apparently in this stupid movie).
