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gay white 30 something shitposting. they/them
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pfp: a cat sticking its head out the window. an arm extends from behind it, flipping you off. it looks like the cat is doing it
header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background
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pfp: a cat sticking its head out the window. an arm extends from behind it, flipping you off. it looks like the cat is doing it
header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background
i can be yuor angle or youre debil
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i can be yuor angle or youre debil
sold. i will do anything for mecha-mommy
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sold. i will do anything for mecha-mommy
THE BEST WAY 2 CUM.... IS TOO ALREADY CAME!!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
THE BEST WAY 2 CUM.... IS TOO ALREADY CAME!!!
and then immediately wall to wall, right?
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
and then immediately wall to wall, right?
tfw you fix your energy levels so good that your body doesn't know how to fall asleep anymore
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
tfw you fix your energy levels so good that your body doesn't know how to fall asleep anymore
whats an angel in this context. rn im imagining these two having this discussion while kicking their feet off the edge of a cloud
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
whats an angel in this context. rn im imagining these two having this discussion while kicking their feet off the edge of a cloud
it's not made of satisfying green 0s and 1s btw. it's made of this shit
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
it's not made of satisfying green 0s and 1s btw. it's made of this shit
IT'S SEXTING IN BULLET POINTS. COME ON
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
IT'S SEXTING IN BULLET POINTS. COME ON
it's a shame she never lived to see social media. her shitposts would have been legendary
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's a shame she never lived to see social media. her shitposts would have been legendary
looking at the halloween candy in the grocery flyer and wondering why i decided to do this now of all times
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
looking at the halloween candy in the grocery flyer and wondering why i decided to do this now of all times
mmmmmmmmooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
mmmmmmmmooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm
clicked on a temu ad just to see what kind of drugs people are on. what the fuck is this
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
clicked on a temu ad just to see what kind of drugs people are on. what the fuck is this
i got this beautiful comparison photo this year when they dumped genuine red princes alongside a batch of impostors. jonagolds are respectable enough, BUT the big deep red ones are like eating a jewel
October 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i got this beautiful comparison photo this year when they dumped genuine red princes alongside a batch of impostors. jonagolds are respectable enough, BUT the big deep red ones are like eating a jewel
im glad my phone is as confused about my sleep schedule as i am. become ungovernable 🪿
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
im glad my phone is as confused about my sleep schedule as i am. become ungovernable 🪿
hell yeah i got my avatar ready for the bluesky exodus
October 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
hell yeah i got my avatar ready for the bluesky exodus
nine inch nails has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
October 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
nine inch nails has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
i cant stop laughing. of course its a dick and balls
September 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i cant stop laughing. of course its a dick and balls
