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gay white 30 something shitposting. they/them
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pfp: a cat sticking its head out the window. an arm extends from behind it, flipping you off. it looks like the cat is doing it
header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background
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pfp: a cat sticking its head out the window. an arm extends from behind it, flipping you off. it looks like the cat is doing it
header: a goomba with buff arms on a transparent checker background
one of my favorite early memories of my wife is her telling me she used to be active on a niche y2k website and me asking if she was part of an infamous group on that niche y2k website and her looking like she had seen a ghost and asking me how the fuck i guessed that
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
one of my favorite early memories of my wife is her telling me she used to be active on a niche y2k website and me asking if she was part of an infamous group on that niche y2k website and her looking like she had seen a ghost and asking me how the fuck i guessed that
i love living in a world where covid is over but dyson spheres are the future
Almost 500k studies showing COVID causes lasting damage… if that doesn’t convince anyone, nothing will.
Source: x.com/Doorenspleet...
Source: x.com/Doorenspleet...
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i love living in a world where covid is over but dyson spheres are the future
being the gray-ace in a very horny polycule is kind of girl-dad coded. you and your pals are fucking again? have fun, i left the pizza money by the door. if u need anything ill be in the basement playing with my toy trains
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
being the gray-ace in a very horny polycule is kind of girl-dad coded. you and your pals are fucking again? have fun, i left the pizza money by the door. if u need anything ill be in the basement playing with my toy trains
L + ratio + a dog smiled at me today so im basically the chosen one
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
L + ratio + a dog smiled at me today so im basically the chosen one
i love that we're calling them "yappers" now. silence has won
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i love that we're calling them "yappers" now. silence has won
had to tap out of the phone zap early because i got so mad i almost flamed whichever poor soul listens to voicemails for mark carney
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
had to tap out of the phone zap early because i got so mad i almost flamed whichever poor soul listens to voicemails for mark carney
i love trans women because u can say they're just like sailor moon and they'll start sobbing and be like "i feel so seen" girl i just called u a crybaby bitch
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i love trans women because u can say they're just like sailor moon and they'll start sobbing and be like "i feel so seen" girl i just called u a crybaby bitch
had bad dreams and woke up with a zit. i am god's punching bag
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
had bad dreams and woke up with a zit. i am god's punching bag
getting chatgpt to write novels about my vacation in the family group chat because it's not enough to flex, i have to waste their fucking time
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
getting chatgpt to write novels about my vacation in the family group chat because it's not enough to flex, i have to waste their fucking time
asmr is just foley for perverts
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
asmr is just foley for perverts
my fun party trick is i can tell you at a glance whether an apple tastes like shit or not. and why
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
my fun party trick is i can tell you at a glance whether an apple tastes like shit or not. and why
etsy witches i beseech you. his name is doug ford
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
etsy witches i beseech you. his name is doug ford
i can be yuor angle or youre debil
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i can be yuor angle or youre debil
yeah she's kinda like a foot guy, but for tits
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
yeah she's kinda like a foot guy, but for tits
gf whos a little autistic x bf who makes slightly obtuse jokes and then waits patiently until she finally asks about it
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
gf whos a little autistic x bf who makes slightly obtuse jokes and then waits patiently until she finally asks about it
ahh. the ephemeral beauty of an incredible soup you made but you didn't bother to measure or write down what u were doing. the world only ever stops just long enough to make u cry when it starts again
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ahh. the ephemeral beauty of an incredible soup you made but you didn't bother to measure or write down what u were doing. the world only ever stops just long enough to make u cry when it starts again
the combination of covid-brained increased aggression and AI-brained decreased wit is really enshittifying the sacred art of the internet flame war
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the combination of covid-brained increased aggression and AI-brained decreased wit is really enshittifying the sacred art of the internet flame war
gender is a performance and im in the audience
gender is a performance and i'm "they're eating her. and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GAAAAAWWWWWD"
Gender is a performance and I'm Dream Theater's Scene 2: II. Strange Deja Vu
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
gender is a performance and im in the audience
i wish the end of the world was like. a meteor or something. instead of us turning into one big dysfunctional family and driving off a cliff
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i wish the end of the world was like. a meteor or something. instead of us turning into one big dysfunctional family and driving off a cliff
remember when the idea of a romantic relationship with a computer was cute and charming instead of. whatever we have now
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
remember when the idea of a romantic relationship with a computer was cute and charming instead of. whatever we have now
getting a luigi board to summon more luigis
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
getting a luigi board to summon more luigis
cold weather means riding public transit with a n95 and a beanie. i look like if daffy duck sold weed
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
cold weather means riding public transit with a n95 and a beanie. i look like if daffy duck sold weed
pushing the emergency button on the train to ask them to turn off the big light
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
pushing the emergency button on the train to ask them to turn off the big light
my dog has gained so much weight since my brother adopted him that my phone thinks its 2 different dogs lmfao
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
my dog has gained so much weight since my brother adopted him that my phone thinks its 2 different dogs lmfao
i want a cat soooooo bad dude
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
i want a cat soooooo bad dude