Maximillion Hotpocket Puckershuttle Junior
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an endeavor to die or create
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experiencing the tweet
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
experiencing the tweet
why is this Hello Charlotte
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
why is this Hello Charlotte
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
had a great time playing halo with the fam tonight. got my first ever SWAT victory against my brother (2nd place) 🙏
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
had a great time playing halo with the fam tonight. got my first ever SWAT victory against my brother (2nd place) 🙏
when "its morally reprehensible" fails its always back to the old reliable "well, you actually forgot to ask ME if *I* liked what you're doing!"
its literally just the meme
its literally just the meme
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
when "its morally reprehensible" fails its always back to the old reliable "well, you actually forgot to ask ME if *I* liked what you're doing!"
its literally just the meme
its literally just the meme
still crazy to me than on AOTY people were giving points off Hypochondriac for the lyricism, but like, its some of the most impressive lyricism ive ever seen?? like i get that its kind of emo and thats not for everyone, but how do you not find this at least slightly cool as shit
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
still crazy to me than on AOTY people were giving points off Hypochondriac for the lyricism, but like, its some of the most impressive lyricism ive ever seen?? like i get that its kind of emo and thats not for everyone, but how do you not find this at least slightly cool as shit
jane talking about jake: oh my GOD roxy i cant BELIEVE how annoying jake is!! i cant STAND him!!
dirk talking about jake:
dirk talking about jake:
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
jane talking about jake: oh my GOD roxy i cant BELIEVE how annoying jake is!! i cant STAND him!!
dirk talking about jake:
dirk talking about jake:
dirk strider: energy sword (halo 3)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
dirk strider: energy sword (halo 3)
roxy lalonde: assault rifle (halo 3)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
roxy lalonde: assault rifle (halo 3)
jake english: magnum (also of course only ever two at once) (halo 2)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
jake english: magnum (also of course only ever two at once) (halo 2)
jane crocker: flamethrower (halo: CE)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
jane crocker: flamethrower (halo: CE)
feferi peixes: feferi peixes has not played any halo games. she is too busy playing bejeweled 3
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
feferi peixes: feferi peixes has not played any halo games. she is too busy playing bejeweled 3
eridan ampora: plasma launcher (halo: reach)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
eridan ampora: plasma launcher (halo: reach)
gamzee makara: SMG (but only EVER two at once) (halo 2)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
gamzee makara: SMG (but only EVER two at once) (halo 2)
equius zahhak: none, he melees everyone and gets mad if you tell him to use a gun
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
equius zahhak: none, he melees everyone and gets mad if you tell him to use a gun
vriska serket: needle rifle (halo: reach)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
vriska serket: needle rifle (halo: reach)
terezi pyrope: fuel rod gun (halo 3)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
terezi pyrope: fuel rod gun (halo 3)
kanaya maryam: energy sword (halo 2)
using the anniversary version for the render cause it looks cool sue me
using the anniversary version for the render cause it looks cool sue me
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
kanaya maryam: energy sword (halo 2)
using the anniversary version for the render cause it looks cool sue me
using the anniversary version for the render cause it looks cool sue me
nepeta leijon: shotgun (halo 3)
fun fact, did you know this thing is apparently abbreviated as an M90 CAWS? i think nepeta would call it an M90 claws. this is why it is her favorite
fun fact, did you know this thing is apparently abbreviated as an M90 CAWS? i think nepeta would call it an M90 claws. this is why it is her favorite
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
nepeta leijon: shotgun (halo 3)
fun fact, did you know this thing is apparently abbreviated as an M90 CAWS? i think nepeta would call it an M90 claws. this is why it is her favorite
fun fact, did you know this thing is apparently abbreviated as an M90 CAWS? i think nepeta would call it an M90 claws. this is why it is her favorite
sollux captor: target designator (halo: reach)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
sollux captor: target designator (halo: reach)
tavros nitram: warthog (he just runs everybody over) (halo 3)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
tavros nitram: warthog (he just runs everybody over) (halo 3)
aradia megido: sentinel beam (halo 3)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
aradia megido: sentinel beam (halo 3)
karkat vantas: magnum (halo: CE)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
karkat vantas: magnum (halo: CE)
jade harley: sniper rifle (halo 2)
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
jade harley: sniper rifle (halo 2)