Malort is far from the worst shot I've taken
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Malort is far from the worst shot I've taken
For Christmas, I replaced my goofy overly sized American flag with the straw hat jolly roger, and it should have happened sooner but it feels right
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
For Christmas, I replaced my goofy overly sized American flag with the straw hat jolly roger, and it should have happened sooner but it feels right
Great start to the new year for me, spent yesterday sick all day, and now today I splashed boiling water on my hand and have some pretty gnarly second degree burns
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Great start to the new year for me, spent yesterday sick all day, and now today I splashed boiling water on my hand and have some pretty gnarly second degree burns
Chuds trying to tell me any Borderlands game after 2 are good can fuck off
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Chuds trying to tell me any Borderlands game after 2 are good can fuck off
at PAX Unplugged, I heard someone. from the Twilight Imperium tournament say "does anyone mind if I open a worm hole on Mecatol Rex?" so tonight I opened both a Gamma and Beta world hole on Mecatol Rex because I could and it's the most fun I had playing this game
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
at PAX Unplugged, I heard someone. from the Twilight Imperium tournament say "does anyone mind if I open a worm hole on Mecatol Rex?" so tonight I opened both a Gamma and Beta world hole on Mecatol Rex because I could and it's the most fun I had playing this game
It's Christmas with Michael Caine
a man in a top hat is standing in front of a group of people in a christmas scene .
Alt: it's Michael Caine in a Christmas film in a Christmas film with Michael Caine
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December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's Christmas with Michael Caine
also, I got called "salt and pepper" at the same party tonight because my hair is already basically 50% grey
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
also, I got called "salt and pepper" at the same party tonight because my hair is already basically 50% grey
My mom went to a Genesis/Phil Collins concert while pregnant with me and "put a concert T-shirt over her belly to protect me from the volume" and that might just explain my love for the man's music
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
My mom went to a Genesis/Phil Collins concert while pregnant with me and "put a concert T-shirt over her belly to protect me from the volume" and that might just explain my love for the man's music
Bootleg GQuuuuuuX DVD and gunpla kits with @captstromboli.bsky.social tonight
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Bootleg GQuuuuuuX DVD and gunpla kits with @captstromboli.bsky.social tonight
@vtgartsy.bsky.social got me this sick headset stand for my work desk, and then we made it a cloak.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@vtgartsy.bsky.social got me this sick headset stand for my work desk, and then we made it a cloak.
imagine being such an illiterate cunt that you say that One Piece isn't political
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
imagine being such an illiterate cunt that you say that One Piece isn't political
Every time some dick says that One Piece isnt political, they admit to be a piece of shit who doesn't know shit about what they are saying
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Every time some dick says that One Piece isnt political, they admit to be a piece of shit who doesn't know shit about what they are saying
"We're two hours into a 50 minute video JT"
me: "seems fine"
me: "seems fine"
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
"We're two hours into a 50 minute video JT"
me: "seems fine"
me: "seems fine"
if you watch one piece to the arlong park pwalk and still aren't convinced, that makes you a bad person
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
if you watch one piece to the arlong park pwalk and still aren't convinced, that makes you a bad person
one of my favorite GameStop manger memories is a mom coming into my store and telling me how her sons DS and pokemon sun was stolen from their car. I asked about some favorite pokemon of the kid and who was on their team.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
one of my favorite GameStop manger memories is a mom coming into my store and telling me how her sons DS and pokemon sun was stolen from their car. I asked about some favorite pokemon of the kid and who was on their team.
me: I want to watch this speedrun
runner: constantly whistling and singing nonsense noise into their mic throughout the run.
me: guess I'll never watch this run
runner: constantly whistling and singing nonsense noise into their mic throughout the run.
me: guess I'll never watch this run
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
me: I want to watch this speedrun
runner: constantly whistling and singing nonsense noise into their mic throughout the run.
me: guess I'll never watch this run
runner: constantly whistling and singing nonsense noise into their mic throughout the run.
me: guess I'll never watch this run
Does this mean there's legal precedent for throwing sandwiches at feds now?
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Does this mean there's legal precedent for throwing sandwiches at feds now?
Curse ending for Silksong was way more fun to get than I thought it would be
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Curse ending for Silksong was way more fun to get than I thought it would be
When do we get goalie cams in the NHL? I want to see those scrum and shot angles, I'm not biased
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When do we get goalie cams in the NHL? I want to see those scrum and shot angles, I'm not biased
Halloween poker night
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Halloween poker night
I'm so excited
Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm so excited
I still get mad when I think about a former coworker trying to differentiate between the 1977 Pete's Dragon and the 2016 Pete's Dragon by calling the 2016 version "live action"
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I still get mad when I think about a former coworker trying to differentiate between the 1977 Pete's Dragon and the 2016 Pete's Dragon by calling the 2016 version "live action"
Phillies at 6, Flyers at 7, Eagles at 8. Im going to be overwhelmed with Philly sports tonight
October 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Phillies at 6, Flyers at 7, Eagles at 8. Im going to be overwhelmed with Philly sports tonight
Between getting Venoms in the Spider-Man set and now Donatello in TMNT, the Venom Turtle deck is shifting into maximum overdrive
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Between getting Venoms in the Spider-Man set and now Donatello in TMNT, the Venom Turtle deck is shifting into maximum overdrive