VenomTurtle
venomturtle.bsky.social
VenomTurtle
@venomturtle.bsky.social
He/Him
Malort is far from the worst shot I've taken
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 AM
For Christmas, I replaced my goofy overly sized American flag with the straw hat jolly roger, and it should have happened sooner but it feels right
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
hell of a run!
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Great start to the new year for me, spent yesterday sick all day, and now today I splashed boiling water on my hand and have some pretty gnarly second degree burns
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Chuds trying to tell me any Borderlands game after 2 are good can fuck off
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
at PAX Unplugged, I heard someone. from the Twilight Imperium tournament say "does anyone mind if I open a worm hole on Mecatol Rex?" so tonight I opened both a Gamma and Beta world hole on Mecatol Rex because I could and it's the most fun I had playing this game
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's Christmas with Michael Caine
a man in a top hat is standing in front of a group of people in a christmas scene .
Alt: it's Michael Caine in a Christmas film in a Christmas film with Michael Caine
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
also, I got called "salt and pepper" at the same party tonight because my hair is already basically 50% grey
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My mom went to a Genesis/Phil Collins concert while pregnant with me and "put a concert T-shirt over her belly to protect me from the volume" and that might just explain my love for the man's music
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Bootleg GQuuuuuuX DVD and gunpla kits with @captstromboli.bsky.social tonight
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@vtgartsy.bsky.social got me this sick headset stand for my work desk, and then we made it a cloak.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
imagine being such an illiterate cunt that you say that One Piece isn't political
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Every time some dick says that One Piece isnt political, they admit to be a piece of shit who doesn't know shit about what they are saying
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"We're two hours into a 50 minute video JT"
me: "seems fine"
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
if you watch one piece to the arlong park pwalk and still aren't convinced, that makes you a bad person
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
hell yeah little buddy. I hope that kids doing great things
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
that night and for a few days I grinded out the game, got the same team she told me he had and included some bonus mons, called them back and set them up with a new 3ds and the game I was grinding for the kid, I'll never forget the few days later when he came in and thanked me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
one of my favorite GameStop manger memories is a mom coming into my store and telling me how her sons DS and pokemon sun was stolen from their car. I asked about some favorite pokemon of the kid and who was on their team.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
me: I want to watch this speedrun
runner: constantly whistling and singing nonsense noise into their mic throughout the run.
me: guess I'll never watch this run
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Does this mean there's legal precedent for throwing sandwiches at feds now?
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Curse ending for Silksong was way more fun to get than I thought it would be
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When do we get goalie cams in the NHL? I want to see those scrum and shot angles, I'm not biased
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
was this BH5? I remember it happening and being there, it's been so long that all the majors of the same name kinda mush together in my head.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Halloween poker night
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
if the oxford comma is a sign of AI, then I will always be a robot
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM