Harrison Tweed
@venmoharrisontweed.bsky.social
I do comedy and I used to cohost a podcast called Let’s Talk About Sets! I have an album called Broken From The Day!
I have a Substack where I rant about comedy and other things! Please don’t rat out people to ICE!
I have a Substack where I rant about comedy and other things! Please don’t rat out people to ICE!
Standup comedian in their mid 20s: “I need to post more clips”
Standup comedian in their 30s: “you shouldn’t be posting if your clip is of your joke not working well”
Standup comedian in their 20s: “I will put a mic and mic stand in my room, do standup, record it and add crowd laughter in post.”
Standup comedian in their 30s: “you shouldn’t be posting if your clip is of your joke not working well”
Standup comedian in their 20s: “I will put a mic and mic stand in my room, do standup, record it and add crowd laughter in post.”
February 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Standup comedian in their mid 20s: “I need to post more clips”
Standup comedian in their 30s: “you shouldn’t be posting if your clip is of your joke not working well”
Standup comedian in their 20s: “I will put a mic and mic stand in my room, do standup, record it and add crowd laughter in post.”
Standup comedian in their 30s: “you shouldn’t be posting if your clip is of your joke not working well”
Standup comedian in their 20s: “I will put a mic and mic stand in my room, do standup, record it and add crowd laughter in post.”
All I Think You Should Leave and Detroiters fans should be geeked that the Pistons are good again. We have an opportunity for Tim and Sam to be the Jack Nicholson and Flea of Bad Boys 3.0
February 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
All I Think You Should Leave and Detroiters fans should be geeked that the Pistons are good again. We have an opportunity for Tim and Sam to be the Jack Nicholson and Flea of Bad Boys 3.0
Benson Boone is just The Fray with more flips
February 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Benson Boone is just The Fray with more flips
The ultra wealthy will do criminally immoral things and chalk it up to “being smart” or “winning”. We gotta start doing that when people start committing crimes against them.
“Maybe if the CEO of United had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and dodged the bullets he would be alive.”
“Maybe if the CEO of United had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and dodged the bullets he would be alive.”
February 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The ultra wealthy will do criminally immoral things and chalk it up to “being smart” or “winning”. We gotta start doing that when people start committing crimes against them.
“Maybe if the CEO of United had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and dodged the bullets he would be alive.”
“Maybe if the CEO of United had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and dodged the bullets he would be alive.”
I love how Jimmy Butler is like a combination of Boris Diaw and Michael Jordan. He might get you a really important 12 7 and 4 as a glue guy or drop 50+ while screaming “I FUCKING OWN YOU” at the best defender in the nba.
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I love how Jimmy Butler is like a combination of Boris Diaw and Michael Jordan. He might get you a really important 12 7 and 4 as a glue guy or drop 50+ while screaming “I FUCKING OWN YOU” at the best defender in the nba.
To sum up the difference between their fans Drake should release a response video Chalamet rapping every verse of K dot tracks with video of he and Glen Powell sitting on a couch and and Drake rapping every lyric of The Motto while Glen Powell nods supportively saying things like “wow!” and “man!”
February 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
To sum up the difference between their fans Drake should release a response video Chalamet rapping every verse of K dot tracks with video of he and Glen Powell sitting on a couch and and Drake rapping every lyric of The Motto while Glen Powell nods supportively saying things like “wow!” and “man!”
Watched Dallas Buyer’s Club recently. Man this cast was putting on a cheekbones CLINIC!
February 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Watched Dallas Buyer’s Club recently. Man this cast was putting on a cheekbones CLINIC!
The Eagles aren’t going to the DC but Eagles fanbase had a great time at the Capitol awhile back
February 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Eagles aren’t going to the DC but Eagles fanbase had a great time at the Capitol awhile back
Me showing my daughter scattered, rotting celery and molding broccoli stalks on the floor of our living room after Trump privatizes all national parks in 2032:
“Isn’t hiking so fun!”
“Isn’t hiking so fun!”
February 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Me showing my daughter scattered, rotting celery and molding broccoli stalks on the floor of our living room after Trump privatizes all national parks in 2032:
“Isn’t hiking so fun!”
“Isn’t hiking so fun!”
New format for the all-star game should be:
- before preseason
- no fan voting
- the teams are made up of 1st 2nd and 3rd team all nba players with all defensive team and all rookie team filling gaps (I don’t care how it’s divided up)
- regular game format.
- before preseason
- no fan voting
- the teams are made up of 1st 2nd and 3rd team all nba players with all defensive team and all rookie team filling gaps (I don’t care how it’s divided up)
- regular game format.
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
New format for the all-star game should be:
- before preseason
- no fan voting
- the teams are made up of 1st 2nd and 3rd team all nba players with all defensive team and all rookie team filling gaps (I don’t care how it’s divided up)
- regular game format.
- before preseason
- no fan voting
- the teams are made up of 1st 2nd and 3rd team all nba players with all defensive team and all rookie team filling gaps (I don’t care how it’s divided up)
- regular game format.
RFK Jr heard his dad was killed in a kitchen and was like “it was the ingredients”
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
RFK Jr heard his dad was killed in a kitchen and was like “it was the ingredients”
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Strap the rocket to her back and get out of her way.
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Strap the rocket to her back and get out of her way.
Hey I’m brand new to this app. I have a Substack that’s kinda like a journal of my time as a standup comedian. If that’s something you’d find interesting subscribe to it for free (there’s no content you have to pay for at this time) harrisontweedacomedian.substack.com
Harrison Tweed's Substack | Harrison Tweed (A Comedian) | Substack
A comedian's journal. It's not brilliant. I think dumb things. Click to read Harrison Tweed's Substack, by Harrison Tweed (A Comedian), a Substack publication. Launched 2 years ago.
harrisontweedacomedian.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hey I’m brand new to this app. I have a Substack that’s kinda like a journal of my time as a standup comedian. If that’s something you’d find interesting subscribe to it for free (there’s no content you have to pay for at this time) harrisontweedacomedian.substack.com
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