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they ended up losing by 8 points lol
cheifs win by 3 points
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
😔😔
February 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Trying to calculate how far he would fall before crapping himself?
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
halftime was 🔥🔥
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I only watched the Super Bowl for the commercials and the random celeb camera-time
February 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“if you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy just remember it’s because you’re broke”
a man with a beard is taking a picture of himself with his phone .
ALT: a man with a beard is taking a picture of himself with his phone .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
nothing compares to the dan ryan
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I hope they boo the orange felon so loudly at the Super Bowl, that we can hear it from sea to shining sea.
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
does Criminal Minds still do a quote at the beginning and end of each episode?
February 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It's easier to fool them than convince them they've been fooled
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i just can’t get over that there are two nathan’s going out on a Ht @ 6;45
February 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
cheifs win by 3 points
February 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
really good call elevating her feet
January 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NY looks like a movie
January 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“i suffered, so should you”
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
are you stupid or are you deaf??
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
the downward spiral is speeding up
January 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
emo is so back
January 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
yay, that means Taylor Swift will be at the Super bowl again
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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🤌
January 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
this has been the longest week
January 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Everything sucks, have a good night cat.
January 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM