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I'm looking into having myself cryogenically frozen for the next four years and then thawed out in 2028.
November 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Whatever Jake Sullivan gets paid, it’s not enough. Imagine the stress of these situations 😬
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
@parkermolloy.com this will be next…

I am pleased to announce that Mike Lindell will serve as my White House Advisor on Pillows and Bedding. Mike is a smart and tenacious businessman who will help me advance our America First Agenda and will work with me as we Make America Great Again!
November 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP

I am pleased to announce that Mike Lindell will serve as my White House Advisor on Pillows and Bedding. Mike is a smart and tenacious businessman who will help me advance our America First Agenda and will work with me as we Make America Great Again!
November 12, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Frankie says she's staying like this for the next four years.
November 9, 2024 at 3:05 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social I predict the October surprise will be the revelation of Trump and Looney Loomer’s offspring.
September 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
September 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Shocking! I’m also skeptical of his claim about the migrant eating his 17 pet ferrets.
September 11, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Moses won’t even look at him.
September 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I don’t believe him.
July 4, 2024 at 1:12 AM
@juliemason.bsky.social Steve Kornacki’s outfit for tonight.
March 5, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Only in Florida 🤡
March 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM