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Secret Service had to keep Biden from sniffing all the Vance children’s hair.
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Velvet Elvis
December 2, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I'm looking into having myself cryogenically frozen for the next four years and then thawed out in 2028.
November 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Whatever Jake Sullivan gets paid, it’s not enough. Imagine the stress of these situations 😬
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
When are the tabloids going to discover the truth about Barron being Dennis Rodman’s son?
November 15, 2024 at 12:05 AM
@parkermolloy.com this will be next…

I am pleased to announce that Mike Lindell will serve as my White House Advisor on Pillows and Bedding. Mike is a smart and tenacious businessman who will help me advance our America First Agenda and will work with me as we Make America Great Again!
November 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP

I am pleased to announce that Mike Lindell will serve as my White House Advisor on Pillows and Bedding. Mike is a smart and tenacious businessman who will help me advance our America First Agenda and will work with me as we Make America Great Again!
November 12, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Frankie says she's staying like this for the next four years.
November 9, 2024 at 3:05 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social I predict the October surprise will be the revelation of Trump and Looney Loomer’s offspring.
September 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
September 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social Things are so messed up here in Florida that I just saw a duck eating a migrant.
September 13, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Wondering if Trump is going to take some smiling, thumbs up pics at the 9/11 Memorial site.
September 11, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Moses won’t even look at him.
September 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Did Trump just say Kamala wants to allow transgender operations on those animals in Ohio before the illegal aliens eat them, or have I been over served? @juliemason.bsky.social
September 11, 2024 at 1:46 AM
@oknox.bsky.social @juliemason.bsky.social Julie is going to have to burn sage in the studio after all the Beatles music you have played today. There should be a rule against that!
September 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social To show that she’s truly in charge, Tim Walz should sit on Kamala’s lap during the interview.
August 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social LOVING the Kellyanne voice😂
August 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social was that Diego squeaking during your John Bolton interview, or is that the sound of his mustache being waxed?
July 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I don’t believe him.
July 4, 2024 at 1:12 AM
@juliemason.bsky.social Tommy Tuberville needs to join Mensa if he isn’t already a member. What a 🧠
May 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social the election: “a stew made out of nothing we want to eat.”😂 Thank you Tracy Sefl!
May 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social can’t wait to hear about the vegan restaurant experience! I think you should take a cheeseburger in your purse and sneak it onto your plate. No one will notice 🍔
March 14, 2024 at 9:33 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social Steve Kornacki’s outfit for tonight.
March 5, 2024 at 9:20 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social always enjoy when Glenn Thrush is on your show. The taxidermy talk was enlightening!
March 4, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Only in Florida 🤡
March 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM