Never Enough Werewolves
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I like when puzzle games attempt to have stories. even if an ancient demon has been revived and brought about an endless rainfall that turns people evil, at the end of the day you still have to solve it by swapping peppermints and icecream cones
Link won't get his iconic hat in the movie until 5 seconds before the credits roll and you will be expected to cheer for that
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Link won't get his iconic hat in the movie until 5 seconds before the credits roll and you will be expected to cheer for that
lrt they matched it shot for shot. That is incredible
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
lrt they matched it shot for shot. That is incredible
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
Just opened up a new PS5 controller and am making this note to myself to record how many days until it starts fucking DRIFTING
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just opened up a new PS5 controller and am making this note to myself to record how many days until it starts fucking DRIFTING
if "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language then the most hideous and repellent combination would have to be "roguelike deckbuilder"
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language then the most hideous and repellent combination would have to be "roguelike deckbuilder"
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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The Metroid Prime 4 previews confirmed my worst fear: Samus never mentions the time she met Kirby in Kirby’s Dream Land 3.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The Metroid Prime 4 previews confirmed my worst fear: Samus never mentions the time she met Kirby in Kirby’s Dream Land 3.
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if they really needed to give Samus a sidekick it should've been a small, floating version of herself that only she can see
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if they really needed to give Samus a sidekick it should've been a small, floating version of herself that only she can see
One of the Zenless banners months ago was an extra week long because I guess they fell behind schedule, but now Banyue's banner is a week too short so this is how they get back on track?
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of the Zenless banners months ago was an extra week long because I guess they fell behind schedule, but now Banyue's banner is a week too short so this is how they get back on track?
The staff at the local Dunkin has started doing the "playfully yank my order back before giving it to me" bit and [Larry David voice] I'm definitely gonna hafta find a new Dunkin after this. That's the end of this Dunkin, for all intents and purposes
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The staff at the local Dunkin has started doing the "playfully yank my order back before giving it to me" bit and [Larry David voice] I'm definitely gonna hafta find a new Dunkin after this. That's the end of this Dunkin, for all intents and purposes
I just had to change the toner drum in the office printer and it was like loading torpedoes in a submarine
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I just had to change the toner drum in the office printer and it was like loading torpedoes in a submarine
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
TWO. TWO Akira Ishida catboys. AH! AH! AH!
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
TWO. TWO Akira Ishida catboys. AH! AH! AH!
I met a person with the middle name of Kneebone, and my problem with that is "Patella" would do a much better job of passing for a name
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I met a person with the middle name of Kneebone, and my problem with that is "Patella" would do a much better job of passing for a name
it's entirely justifiable to design an anthro bunny character with buck teeth...
...but that doesn't mean it won't look goofy anyway
...but that doesn't mean it won't look goofy anyway
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
it's entirely justifiable to design an anthro bunny character with buck teeth...
...but that doesn't mean it won't look goofy anyway
...but that doesn't mean it won't look goofy anyway
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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[I grab a slice of pizza, but the toppings begin to slip off]
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[I grab a slice of pizza, but the toppings begin to slip off]
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
Peyton Manning, getting out of seat: get the fumble get the fumble
[it slips off, falling on my jeans]
Peyton Manning: ohhh, no
Eli Manning: that’s gonna be on his pants all night
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
This revelation that the Chrysos Heirs canonically participated in the Fate/stay night event is utterly insane
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This revelation that the Chrysos Heirs canonically participated in the Fate/stay night event is utterly insane
fastfood CEOs must be furious that they can't get AI to flip burgers for them
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
fastfood CEOs must be furious that they can't get AI to flip burgers for them
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Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
One thing I would expect to have in this country by now is "post-election ads", paid for by sore losers going "Here's all the awful shit you can look forward to now that you DIDN'T elect ME"
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One thing I would expect to have in this country by now is "post-election ads", paid for by sore losers going "Here's all the awful shit you can look forward to now that you DIDN'T elect ME"