My brain needs to adjust… what the fuck am I looking at here?

My cat stubbornly refuses to understand “get down!”, “stop!”, and “let me fucken sleeeeep!”, but she absolutely understands when I ask her “snacky snack time?” She runs to the cupboard where her snacks are long before I even finish asking. Here she is looking fed up with bf manhandling her. Again.

My cat’s got the whole right side of the bed to sleep on and she chooses where my feet go??

Courtesy of my horrible boyfriend:

Yeah it be like that. Awkward.

Not gonna lie, this made me LOL (and NOPE!)

My horrible boyfriend did this to my poor cat.

My, what big teef you have…

Seriously vampiric.

GOOD ONE, BRON. 🤦🏻‍♀️

That was a full glass of lemon, lime and bitters. Fucks sake.

Look at this gormless cat. 🥱

Apropos of nothing, here’s my cat yawning. My, what a big mouth you have, grandmother!

#cats