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Bron.
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Yes. But no.
I would like to retire 15 years early, please.
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Did we even have Spring this year?
October 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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ATTN : Sydney
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I just want to know why the fuck the grandpa who took the kids didn’t realise/check/return immediately! WTAF.
September 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I think my stupid car is finally fixed. Only took 13 months. Shoulda gone to a different service centre from the moment the first mob starting fucking around and being incommunicado.

Funny how quick HQ are to help the moment you mention Fair Trading.
September 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Perfect.
July 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people." Abraham Joshua Heschel.

May we all find a bit of kindness this Shabbat, given or received.

#ShabbatShalom
July 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Would-be clickbait title. I wasted my time reading this. It didn’t really tell us anything new.
July 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Oh my heart
June 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My brain needs to adjust… what the fuck am I looking at here?
June 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Loving my English relatives complaining about the heat wave of 32C.
They’ve forgotten the heatwave they experienced when they came to Australia last summer. That was HOTTER.
(Yeah yeah I know, body temps and all, but it’s still hilarious to me. They’re family. I’m allowed to mock them.)
June 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My cat stubbornly refuses to understand “get down!”, “stop!”, and “let me fucken sleeeeep!”, but she absolutely understands when I ask her “snacky snack time?” She runs to the cupboard where her snacks are long before I even finish asking. Here she is looking fed up with bf manhandling her. Again.
June 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My cat’s got the whole right side of the bed to sleep on and she chooses where my feet go??
June 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I keep thinking of The Purge movies when I look at what’s happening in the USA.
June 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m at the shivering and shaking stage of my flu. It’s taking me ages to type. Even autocorrect is struggling with some of the words I shook out.
June 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Last long weekend which was Easter, I had the flu.

This long weekend for the Quee-…no, King’s Birthday, I have a heavy cold.

Forever destined to spend long weekends in bed! JFC.
June 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Turns out I was very generous. At least it was WITHIN.
I also reckon Elno will be kicked out within the next 12 months. I’m feeling generous with the timeline though.
June 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Courtesy of my horrible boyfriend:
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I was going to buy either Vegemite or Promite when I went shopping earlier. I haven’t bought either for years and holy shit, I had no idea how exorbitant the prices are now. $9+ for a 560g jar. I’d rather ignore my craving and go without. That’s just ridic.
May 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Watching Dark Winds on SBSonDemand. It’s quite enjoyable so far and omg I love the SW USA scenery. Definitely doing that road trip once orange turnip is gone (and nobody worse takes his place).
May 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
PTA - don’t ever buy an MG car. Fucking piece of shitheap.
May 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM