Velma
@velmatrout.bsky.social
Minor American poet and dipshit. Your Human Shape (Broken Sleep Books). Alone in the White Marble City (New Delta Review).
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Pinned
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY PHILADELPHIA COME THRU
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY PHILADELPHIA COME THRU
assuming that both christianity and aliens are real, do you think:
1. Jesus died for the sins of all lifeforms
or
2. Each alien race has its own Jesus
1. Jesus died for the sins of all lifeforms
or
2. Each alien race has its own Jesus
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
assuming that both christianity and aliens are real, do you think:
1. Jesus died for the sins of all lifeforms
or
2. Each alien race has its own Jesus
1. Jesus died for the sins of all lifeforms
or
2. Each alien race has its own Jesus
Saw Weapons last night. Enjoyable but disappointing. Felt like a movie that misunderstood itself, that considered itself to be much Weirder (capital W) than it actually was. And the ending chase sequence was a complete and total miss. Punctured the whole thing to ridiculousness.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Saw Weapons last night. Enjoyable but disappointing. Felt like a movie that misunderstood itself, that considered itself to be much Weirder (capital W) than it actually was. And the ending chase sequence was a complete and total miss. Punctured the whole thing to ridiculousness.
to the average republican, simply being indian or mexican is a greater crime than being an eager participant in a vast and well-documented sex trafficking ring.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
to the average republican, simply being indian or mexican is a greater crime than being an eager participant in a vast and well-documented sex trafficking ring.
Hit Points Lovecraft. Is this anything?
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hit Points Lovecraft. Is this anything?
dawg what am I supposed to do with th squash my wife is growing
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
dawg what am I supposed to do with th squash my wife is growing
There is perhaps no more beautiful sound in the world than the faintly audible sound of Glenn Gould vocalizing as he plays the Goldberg Variations. Try as they might, they couldn't sew it out. The little rift remains, threatening to pull you deeper than you thought possible.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There is perhaps no more beautiful sound in the world than the faintly audible sound of Glenn Gould vocalizing as he plays the Goldberg Variations. Try as they might, they couldn't sew it out. The little rift remains, threatening to pull you deeper than you thought possible.
Reposted by Velma
someone got indicted on the basis of “transporting antifa materials” for allegedly transporting a box of ZINES
THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES
THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES
Alarming criminalization of green card holder based on "Antifa Materials" - another attempt to silence dissent and target people critical of this administration
Release Des and the Prairieland Defendants!
Release Des and the Prairieland Defendants!
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
someone got indicted on the basis of “transporting antifa materials” for allegedly transporting a box of ZINES
THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES
THEY’RE PROSECUTING PEOPLE FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM OVER ZINES
Conversation with Nico this morning:
Nico: "Daddy is a big person and Nico is a little person."
Me: "Who else is big?"
Nico: "Mommy and glammy and grandpa and a big tree."
Me: "Who else is little?"
Nico: "Just Nico."
Nico: "Daddy is a big person and Nico is a little person."
Me: "Who else is big?"
Nico: "Mommy and glammy and grandpa and a big tree."
Me: "Who else is little?"
Nico: "Just Nico."
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Conversation with Nico this morning:
Nico: "Daddy is a big person and Nico is a little person."
Me: "Who else is big?"
Nico: "Mommy and glammy and grandpa and a big tree."
Me: "Who else is little?"
Nico: "Just Nico."
Nico: "Daddy is a big person and Nico is a little person."
Me: "Who else is big?"
Nico: "Mommy and glammy and grandpa and a big tree."
Me: "Who else is little?"
Nico: "Just Nico."
The little Joe song from Pod About List is my favorite thing ever and no one in my lofe understands why
youtu.be/kSHW7mX3U6c?...
youtu.be/kSHW7mX3U6c?...
Little Joe Song - Podcast About List
YouTube video by maisie
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The little Joe song from Pod About List is my favorite thing ever and no one in my lofe understands why
youtu.be/kSHW7mX3U6c?...
youtu.be/kSHW7mX3U6c?...
Can always tell when my wife got into the trail mix cause all the m&ms are missing but all the raisins are intact
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Can always tell when my wife got into the trail mix cause all the m&ms are missing but all the raisins are intact
For the Costco heads out there I simply cannot recommend the nongshim udon bowls enough. unreal.
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
For the Costco heads out there I simply cannot recommend the nongshim udon bowls enough. unreal.
The couple next to me in this Costco food court is watching tiktoks to decide which sundae to get
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The couple next to me in this Costco food court is watching tiktoks to decide which sundae to get
look i'm not a prude but i am uneasy about the fact that the most visible kind of reading that happens today is just jorking it
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
look i'm not a prude but i am uneasy about the fact that the most visible kind of reading that happens today is just jorking it
Chainsaw Man: The Reddit Arc
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Chainsaw Man: The Reddit Arc
one thing i've learned during my forays into classical music is that if something is called, like, "the fairy queen," i'm gonna eat it up
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
one thing i've learned during my forays into classical music is that if something is called, like, "the fairy queen," i'm gonna eat it up
can't decide if my next move should be law school or clown college
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
can't decide if my next move should be law school or clown college
crazy how the entire world is just covered in a thick metaphysical sludge
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
crazy how the entire world is just covered in a thick metaphysical sludge