Velma_The_Funny
@velma.bsky.social
Big heart and laugh at my own jokes. DON'T BE A DICK.
Used to be funny...then I had kids
Used to be funny...then I had kids
I miss Rowdy Rowdy Piper
May 1, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I miss Rowdy Rowdy Piper
Kleenex and chill?
~flirting is hard
~flirting is hard
December 7, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Kleenex and chill?
~flirting is hard
~flirting is hard
Sup? Missed hump day eh?
December 7, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Sup? Missed hump day eh?
Relaxed absolutely...what tension?
December 7, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Relaxed absolutely...what tension?
We came, we saw, we ate...or some shit
November 1, 2023 at 5:56 PM
We came, we saw, we ate...or some shit
Latest dating profile
October 25, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Latest dating profile
Dress for the job you want
October 25, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Dress for the job you want
Rolling up to steal your bae
October 25, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Rolling up to steal your bae
Your shit is safe with me...
October 13, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Your shit is safe with me...
Current dating profile...
September 30, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Current dating profile...
I just want to drive the weiner mobile when I grow up. Is that so wrong?
September 30, 2023 at 9:19 PM
I just want to drive the weiner mobile when I grow up. Is that so wrong?
We can get matching tattoos
September 28, 2023 at 2:16 AM
We can get matching tattoos
Taking the Halloween costume out for a dry run...
September 24, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Taking the Halloween costume out for a dry run...
Sup? You shingle?
September 24, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Sup? You shingle?
My newest dating profile only appeals to a select few...
September 24, 2023 at 3:21 PM
My newest dating profile only appeals to a select few...
This was my most successful dating profile to date...
September 9, 2023 at 1:52 PM
This was my most successful dating profile to date...