lauren
@vellichorist.bsky.social
lauren, 21+ only, she/her
disabled and lesbian and reconnecting oglala lakota
mostly just a silly goose
disabled and lesbian and reconnecting oglala lakota
mostly just a silly goose
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hair braided, know you seen that 🎶
April 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
hair braided, know you seen that 🎶
Iconic
going to bed, it's dark, it's silent
out of nowhere,
my 6 yr old: i can draw boobs. and a butthole. just so you know
out of nowhere,
my 6 yr old: i can draw boobs. and a butthole. just so you know
April 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Iconic
this rat is an artist <3
April 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
this rat is an artist <3
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I wrote this post of my own will. I did. Me
February 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I wrote this post of my own will. I did. Me
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wow my wife is so beautiful and hilarious and gorgeous and definitely not insane or melodramatic at all
— Krystal (for sure)
— Krystal (for sure)
February 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
wow my wife is so beautiful and hilarious and gorgeous and definitely not insane or melodramatic at all
— Krystal (for sure)
— Krystal (for sure)
the most unrealistic part of h20 (the show) was that cleo never told her sister. they tried to write that they hated each other but nahhhh
February 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the most unrealistic part of h20 (the show) was that cleo never told her sister. they tried to write that they hated each other but nahhhh
going to bed, it's dark, it's silent
out of nowhere,
my 6 yr old: i can draw boobs. and a butthole. just so you know
out of nowhere,
my 6 yr old: i can draw boobs. and a butthole. just so you know
February 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
going to bed, it's dark, it's silent
out of nowhere,
my 6 yr old: i can draw boobs. and a butthole. just so you know
out of nowhere,
my 6 yr old: i can draw boobs. and a butthole. just so you know
cant sleep and so bored 😭
February 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
cant sleep and so bored 😭
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Don't forget the 15 million to go to the Super Bowl for an hour
February 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Don't forget the 15 million to go to the Super Bowl for an hour
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LMFAO
the only possible way to get musk out of our government now is for everyone to start calling him president. never acknowledge trump. he won’t be able to handle it.
February 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
LMFAO
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Lucille Bogan (1897 – 1948) was a classic blues singer and songwriter, among the first African American women to be recorded.
Her songs are very fun and very horny, so she is considered a "dirty blues" musician.
In [until] 2022, she was inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame.
Her songs are very fun and very horny, so she is considered a "dirty blues" musician.
In [until] 2022, she was inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame.
February 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lucille Bogan (1897 – 1948) was a classic blues singer and songwriter, among the first African American women to be recorded.
Her songs are very fun and very horny, so she is considered a "dirty blues" musician.
In [until] 2022, she was inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame.
Her songs are very fun and very horny, so she is considered a "dirty blues" musician.
In [until] 2022, she was inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame.
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this agreement says the employee waives any claim he might have stemming from his employment OR the deferred resignation offer itself, which to me reads like they're saying that if you sign it, you waive your ability to sue them if they breach it
Federal employees have received a copy of the deferred resignation agreement.
Contains a lot of brow-raising lines such as, "Employee waives any claim that could be brought on Employee’s behalf by another entity, including Employee’s labor union."
Full text shared with me:
Contains a lot of brow-raising lines such as, "Employee waives any claim that could be brought on Employee’s behalf by another entity, including Employee’s labor union."
Full text shared with me:
![Deferred Resignation Agreement
This agreement is between [AGENCY] and the Employee identified below.
WHEREAS, on or about January 28, 2025, OPM circulated a memorandum to all [AGENCY] employees (Fork in the Road Memo) offering them a voluntary deferred resignation option. The offer allows those employees who accept the offer by February 6, 2025 to retain all pay and benefits and exempts them from all applicable in-person work requirements until September 30, 2025, or earlier if they choose to accelerate the resignation date for any reason (Deferred Resignation Program); and
WHEREAS, [AGENCY] has received Employee’s voluntary request to be included in the Deferred Resignation Program; and
WHEREAS, [AGENCY] accepts Employee’s request to be included in the Deferred Resignation Program; and
WHEREAS, the parties wish to express the terms and conditions of the agreement between the parties concerning Employee’s participation in the Deferred Resignation Program.
WHEREFORE, the parties hereto agree as follows:
Employee is accepted into the Deferred Resignation Program.
Employee agrees to continue working through February 28, 2025, in an effort to ensure a smooth transition of Employee’s duties, responsibilities and work assignments to other staff. Employee is exempt from all in-person work requirements. Employee agrees to turn in all [AGENCY] equipment and property on or before February 28, 2025, as directed by Employee’s supervisor.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/bafkreigyjx7ee7ylajigg7e7judfiwf74nnnyz44plwn6ly5yoqolg63na@jpeg)
![By signing this agreement, the parties acknowledge that they have entered the agreement knowingly, voluntarily, and free from improper influence, coercion, or duress. Employee understands that this agreement cannot be rescinded, except in the sole discretion of the [AGENCY HEAD], which shall not be subject to review at the Merit Systems Protection Board or otherwise.
Employee acknowledges that [AGENCY], in conjunction with all other federal departments, agencies and units, will immediately rely on the terms of this agreement in consolidating and reassigning roles and otherwise taking steps to reform the agency workforce. Consequently, Employee understands that this agreement is final and Employee’s decision to resign effective September 30, 2025, unless Employee resigns or retires earlier as set forth above, is final. [AGENCY] shall comply with all terms of this agreement even if Employee’s position is eliminated or reassigned prior to September 30, 2025. Employee shall not be subject to furlough, termination, reduction –in force or layoff as a result of an OPM or federal government reorganization or reduction –in force. Employee agrees to cooperate with steps taken by [AGENCY] (such as reassignment to a different component) to exempt Employee from any reduction in force.
If there is a lapse in appropriations during the term of this agreement that requires Employee to be placed on furlough status, Employee shall be placed on furlough status during the lapse. Once the lapse is over, Employee shall be taken off furlough and shall receive back pay under the Government Employee Fair Treatment Act of 2019.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/bafkreib2hqyhxv6qqfgjjq764ye5qhmcwbevyjnyr2e3bldjaycpediyce@jpeg)
February 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
this agreement says the employee waives any claim he might have stemming from his employment OR the deferred resignation offer itself, which to me reads like they're saying that if you sign it, you waive your ability to sue them if they breach it
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Fuck that, they have district offices that can be blockaded, they have staters and key personnel, normies, people the elected might almost even see as human like themselves, and they all have names and home addresses. Target and disrupt their normal again and again until the lesson sticks.
if your senator or reps have full voicemails I highly recommend faxing them
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Fuck that, they have district offices that can be blockaded, they have staters and key personnel, normies, people the elected might almost even see as human like themselves, and they all have names and home addresses. Target and disrupt their normal again and again until the lesson sticks.
I'm forced to shop at Walmart being rural but I'm going to make ONE grocery order and be done.
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm forced to shop at Walmart being rural but I'm going to make ONE grocery order and be done.
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Louisa Matilda Jacobs (1833–1917) was an African-American abolitionist, educator, and civil rights activist.
She was also the daughter of fellow badass and writer Harriet Jacobs.
In 1863 they founded the Jacobs Free School in Alexandria Va., a tuition-free school for formerly enslaved children.
She was also the daughter of fellow badass and writer Harriet Jacobs.
In 1863 they founded the Jacobs Free School in Alexandria Va., a tuition-free school for formerly enslaved children.
January 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Louisa Matilda Jacobs (1833–1917) was an African-American abolitionist, educator, and civil rights activist.
She was also the daughter of fellow badass and writer Harriet Jacobs.
In 1863 they founded the Jacobs Free School in Alexandria Va., a tuition-free school for formerly enslaved children.
She was also the daughter of fellow badass and writer Harriet Jacobs.
In 1863 they founded the Jacobs Free School in Alexandria Va., a tuition-free school for formerly enslaved children.
NOT THIS GAS STATION LOOOUDDLYYY PLAYING ADS WHILE I PUMP GAS WITH NO WAY OF MUTING. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO VIEW ADS EVERY WAKING MINUTE OF MY LIFE
February 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
NOT THIS GAS STATION LOOOUDDLYYY PLAYING ADS WHILE I PUMP GAS WITH NO WAY OF MUTING. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO VIEW ADS EVERY WAKING MINUTE OF MY LIFE
idk how my wife sleeps next to me. I am over here like doing gymnastics on the bed like I'm Simone Biles every night
February 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
idk how my wife sleeps next to me. I am over here like doing gymnastics on the bed like I'm Simone Biles every night
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Good morning!! While walking to work I saw the prettiest bird. Have an awesome day!!
January 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good morning!! While walking to work I saw the prettiest bird. Have an awesome day!!
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Lucy Arbell (1878 – 1947) was a French mezzo-soprano whose operatic career was mainly centred in Paris and who was particularly associated with the composer Jules Massenet.
This is her Carte de visite, by Paul Nadar, 1905.
This is her Carte de visite, by Paul Nadar, 1905.
November 10, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Lucy Arbell (1878 – 1947) was a French mezzo-soprano whose operatic career was mainly centred in Paris and who was particularly associated with the composer Jules Massenet.
This is her Carte de visite, by Paul Nadar, 1905.
This is her Carte de visite, by Paul Nadar, 1905.
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Hishua Adesh (Blossoming Mint), also known as Tillie Fay Walker (1928 – 2018), was a civil rights activist and community leader from the Mandan, Hidatsa, and Arikara Nation.
She helped recruit and organize Native American participants in the Poor People's Campaign led by Martin Luther King Jr.
She helped recruit and organize Native American participants in the Poor People's Campaign led by Martin Luther King Jr.
October 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Hishua Adesh (Blossoming Mint), also known as Tillie Fay Walker (1928 – 2018), was a civil rights activist and community leader from the Mandan, Hidatsa, and Arikara Nation.
She helped recruit and organize Native American participants in the Poor People's Campaign led by Martin Luther King Jr.
She helped recruit and organize Native American participants in the Poor People's Campaign led by Martin Luther King Jr.
dystopian fucking nightmare
January 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
dystopian fucking nightmare
enough of that. sorry. I'm more emotional than usual as of late
January 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
enough of that. sorry. I'm more emotional than usual as of late
TW death, cancer
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my mom has cancer, along with a myriad of other health issues. this song Pink Skies by Zach Bryan makes me think of her so deeply and in so many intricate ways. every single line.
I just want to analyze some of it a lil
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my mom has cancer, along with a myriad of other health issues. this song Pink Skies by Zach Bryan makes me think of her so deeply and in so many intricate ways. every single line.
I just want to analyze some of it a lil
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
TW death, cancer
.
.
my mom has cancer, along with a myriad of other health issues. this song Pink Skies by Zach Bryan makes me think of her so deeply and in so many intricate ways. every single line.
I just want to analyze some of it a lil
.
.
my mom has cancer, along with a myriad of other health issues. this song Pink Skies by Zach Bryan makes me think of her so deeply and in so many intricate ways. every single line.
I just want to analyze some of it a lil