Mr. L (ACAB)
@vehn.bsky.social
40ish year old Staff to Mrs Zora Turdsworth and Mr Voodoo, Esq.
The jackasses at the "hetero awesomefest" bar are up to their bullshit again. This time theyre giving away booze to anyone who reports people to ICE. I hate this place.
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The jackasses at the "hetero awesomefest" bar are up to their bullshit again. This time theyre giving away booze to anyone who reports people to ICE. I hate this place.
Mr. Voodoo when he was a tiny Chaos gremlin. He has since graduated to Large Chaos Ham.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Mr. Voodoo when he was a tiny Chaos gremlin. He has since graduated to Large Chaos Ham.
I'm watching Flow, and Zora and Voodoo are completely entranced by it <3
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I'm watching Flow, and Zora and Voodoo are completely entranced by it <3
I'm about 90% sure I just heard a training video suggest "introducing a scent fear of fear into the workplace".
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm about 90% sure I just heard a training video suggest "introducing a scent fear of fear into the workplace".
I just tried to put a harness on Voodoo. He was surprisingly chill with it for the first half but then I was suddenly fighting a Ham possessed by an alligator. I'm fucking winded.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I just tried to put a harness on Voodoo. He was surprisingly chill with it for the first half but then I was suddenly fighting a Ham possessed by an alligator. I'm fucking winded.
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Barnes and Noble signing books until they catch me and kick me out.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If anyone needs me, I'll be at Barnes and Noble signing books until they catch me and kick me out.
I just was informed that "Utah and the surrounding states don't dictate what is mormon politics".
Fuckin..... wha?
Fuckin..... wha?
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I just was informed that "Utah and the surrounding states don't dictate what is mormon politics".
Fuckin..... wha?
Fuckin..... wha?
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People in this shithole state (Idaho, get me the fuck out of here) and frothing at the mouth to shoot someone because they think they are going to be attacked in their home or parking lot for groceries. Evil, stupid pieces of shit.
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
People in this shithole state (Idaho, get me the fuck out of here) and frothing at the mouth to shoot someone because they think they are going to be attacked in their home or parking lot for groceries. Evil, stupid pieces of shit.
I had the audacity to throw an empty box into the dumpster. My back is now screwed. Yaaaaayyyy getting old.
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I had the audacity to throw an empty box into the dumpster. My back is now screwed. Yaaaaayyyy getting old.
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
So, I work at a bookstore. It's funny to me that the "quiet, calm" profession has tons of personality. Love working with em.
The baristas on the other hand just stare at you with this glazed over look like you've got a second asshole erupting from your forehead but it's not that interesting.
The baristas on the other hand just stare at you with this glazed over look like you've got a second asshole erupting from your forehead but it's not that interesting.
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So, I work at a bookstore. It's funny to me that the "quiet, calm" profession has tons of personality. Love working with em.
The baristas on the other hand just stare at you with this glazed over look like you've got a second asshole erupting from your forehead but it's not that interesting.
The baristas on the other hand just stare at you with this glazed over look like you've got a second asshole erupting from your forehead but it's not that interesting.
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"Code balloon knot. I repeat, code balloon knot in housewares"
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Code balloon knot. I repeat, code balloon knot in housewares"
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
Voodoo is a cat of many mysteries, such as "why are you wet?", "why do you smell like KFC gravy?", "why are you biting me?", "the hell did you just break?"
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Voodoo is a cat of many mysteries, such as "why are you wet?", "why do you smell like KFC gravy?", "why are you biting me?", "the hell did you just break?"
WERNER HERZOG HAS AN INSTAGRAM!?
October 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
WERNER HERZOG HAS AN INSTAGRAM!?
Finally got COVID. I feel like 7 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag. This must have sucked pre vaccinations.
October 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Finally got COVID. I feel like 7 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag. This must have sucked pre vaccinations.
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I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge
I found myself in a Reading Rainbow episode from 91!
Reading Rainbow – Snowy Day: Stories and Poems | S09E10 | 1991 VHS Rip | FreeClassics
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October 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I found myself in a Reading Rainbow episode from 91!