I’m no boxer but if you’re getting pummeled shouldn’t you AT LEAST protect your face?
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m no boxer but if you’re getting pummeled shouldn’t you AT LEAST protect your face?
My dude, we know you’re in those files
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My dude, we know you’re in those files
Jnco pants are back, baby!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Jnco pants are back, baby!!!
Might not seem like it, but scrambled eggs and refried beans are great together
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Might not seem like it, but scrambled eggs and refried beans are great together
Do yourself a favor… put some nice guacamole on your eggs
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do yourself a favor… put some nice guacamole on your eggs
Reminder:
Members of the military swear loyalty to the constitution; not a president or a political party
Members of the military swear loyalty to the constitution; not a president or a political party
August 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reminder:
Members of the military swear loyalty to the constitution; not a president or a political party
Members of the military swear loyalty to the constitution; not a president or a political party
If he likes factory work so much, why don’t he go do it?
April 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If he likes factory work so much, why don’t he go do it?
Not much is sadder than getting to spend a weekend in Midtown Manhattan and ending up eating at the Taco Bell in Times Square.
Based on a true story.
Based on a true story.
March 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not much is sadder than getting to spend a weekend in Midtown Manhattan and ending up eating at the Taco Bell in Times Square.
Based on a true story.
Based on a true story.
I’m starting to feel some economic anxiety
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m starting to feel some economic anxiety
You can tell a lot of MFers out there never read 1984
February 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You can tell a lot of MFers out there never read 1984
The Santa Ana winds in SoCal can be dangerous (in case of wildfires) but the Turkey Vultures love it
January 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Santa Ana winds in SoCal can be dangerous (in case of wildfires) but the Turkey Vultures love it
The reason our country is in the state it is today is because car dealership sales managers don’t suspend themselves from a crane until quotas are meet anymore. SMH
January 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The reason our country is in the state it is today is because car dealership sales managers don’t suspend themselves from a crane until quotas are meet anymore. SMH
Only peanut butter cookies should have nuts in them; no other cookie
December 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Only peanut butter cookies should have nuts in them; no other cookie
Vader: “You have learned much, young one”
Luke: “You’ll find I’m full of surprises”
Luke: *immediately gets the lightsaber knocked out of his hand*
Luke: “You’ll find I’m full of surprises”
Luke: *immediately gets the lightsaber knocked out of his hand*
December 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Vader: “You have learned much, young one”
Luke: “You’ll find I’m full of surprises”
Luke: *immediately gets the lightsaber knocked out of his hand*
Luke: “You’ll find I’m full of surprises”
Luke: *immediately gets the lightsaber knocked out of his hand*
People named Jesus often go by the nickname Chewy. Baca is a common last name. I think the Star Wars Wookie was trying to tell everyone his name was Jesus Baca, but they couldn’t understand him because of his speech impediment.
December 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
People named Jesus often go by the nickname Chewy. Baca is a common last name. I think the Star Wars Wookie was trying to tell everyone his name was Jesus Baca, but they couldn’t understand him because of his speech impediment.
Taking odds; how many times will he be impeached this go around?
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Taking odds; how many times will he be impeached this go around?