Salad Bar Sinister
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Salad Bar Sinister
@vegibot.bsky.social
You heard me!!
I’m no boxer but if you’re getting pummeled shouldn’t you AT LEAST protect your face?
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My dude, we know you’re in those files
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Jnco pants are back, baby!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Might not seem like it, but scrambled eggs and refried beans are great together
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Do yourself a favor… put some nice guacamole on your eggs
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reminder:
Members of the military swear loyalty to the constitution; not a president or a political party
August 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If he likes factory work so much, why don’t he go do it?
April 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Not much is sadder than getting to spend a weekend in Midtown Manhattan and ending up eating at the Taco Bell in Times Square.
Based on a true story.
March 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m starting to feel some economic anxiety
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You can tell a lot of MFers out there never read 1984
February 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Santa Ana winds in SoCal can be dangerous (in case of wildfires) but the Turkey Vultures love it
January 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The reason our country is in the state it is today is because car dealership sales managers don’t suspend themselves from a crane until quotas are meet anymore. SMH
January 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Only peanut butter cookies should have nuts in them; no other cookie
December 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Vader: “You have learned much, young one”
Luke: “You’ll find I’m full of surprises”
Luke: *immediately gets the lightsaber knocked out of his hand*
December 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
People named Jesus often go by the nickname Chewy. Baca is a common last name. I think the Star Wars Wookie was trying to tell everyone his name was Jesus Baca, but they couldn’t understand him because of his speech impediment.
December 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Taking odds; how many times will he be impeached this go around?
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM