Jane Austen's Political Tweets
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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.
"He assures us that he will"
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"He assures us that he will"
Have taken a trip inside the mind of Democratic Senator Shaheen and have brought back this image....
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Have taken a trip inside the mind of Democratic Senator Shaheen and have brought back this image....
If only we had time travel and Hassan could go back and cast shame on them....
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If only we had time travel and Hassan could go back and cast shame on them....
In other news, recently....
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In other news, recently....
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
President of Cornell University wakes up to find the severed head of a horse in his bed.
I, too, reject the claim that trump had a Gatsby-themed party at Mar-a-Lago.
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I, too, reject the claim that trump had a Gatsby-themed party at Mar-a-Lago.
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
Clearly, it was an Overlook Hotel-themed party from The Shining. I mean, clearly.....
Reminiscent of the final photograph of The Shining and the Overlook Hotel July 4th celebration of 1921....
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reminiscent of the final photograph of The Shining and the Overlook Hotel July 4th celebration of 1921....
Just last week Guelph Police had announced that Ontario's butter thieves had struck again.
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just last week Guelph Police had announced that Ontario's butter thieves had struck again.
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
An investigation of Guelph area gourmet cupcake emporiums is clearly the first step of the investigation.
It goes to motive.....
Thinking about the Plymouth Prowler, too....
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thinking about the Plymouth Prowler, too....
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Gold Crown on Etsy for $143.
Not kidding.
Not kidding.
So does the General that hegseth only really cares about....
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So does the General that hegseth only really cares about....
Not to be pointing fingers at any specific toddlers, or anything....
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not to be pointing fingers at any specific toddlers, or anything....
How is America like Gotham City, you say?
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How is America like Gotham City, you say?
Below:
Actors portray justice in trump's America....
Actors portray justice in trump's America....
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Below:
Actors portray justice in trump's America....
Actors portray justice in trump's America....
Appearing next week at the Epstein Ballroom......
Why, it's Maurice Chevalier!
Why, it's Maurice Chevalier!
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Appearing next week at the Epstein Ballroom......
Why, it's Maurice Chevalier!
Why, it's Maurice Chevalier!
Have travelled to the future and have brought back first image of the completed Trump Ballroom and Pleasure Palace...
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Have travelled to the future and have brought back first image of the completed Trump Ballroom and Pleasure Palace...
Story idea for 10 years from now.
Who, working in the White House in 2025 and 2026, has contracted asbestosis lung disease because trump won't allow asbestos abatement during demolition?
Who, working in the White House in 2025 and 2026, has contracted asbestosis lung disease because trump won't allow asbestos abatement during demolition?
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Story idea for 10 years from now.
Who, working in the White House in 2025 and 2026, has contracted asbestosis lung disease because trump won't allow asbestos abatement during demolition?
Who, working in the White House in 2025 and 2026, has contracted asbestosis lung disease because trump won't allow asbestos abatement during demolition?
The future of trump's ballroom will be much like what happened to the Versailles Palace as a result of the French Revolution....
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The future of trump's ballroom will be much like what happened to the Versailles Palace as a result of the French Revolution....
There's a strong case to be made for Prince Andrew's appointment as Governor of Tristan de Cunha....
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There's a strong case to be made for Prince Andrew's appointment as Governor of Tristan de Cunha....
How to turn the Trump Arch into something beautiful....
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How to turn the Trump Arch into something beautiful....
Just in case, Chaplin is too high-brow for you, here are the Stooges....
October 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just in case, Chaplin is too high-brow for you, here are the Stooges....
Interesting fact!
Kansas Young Republican chair Alex Dwyer's favorite Nazi just happens to be Hermann Goering.....
Kansas Young Republican chair Alex Dwyer's favorite Nazi just happens to be Hermann Goering.....
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Interesting fact!
Kansas Young Republican chair Alex Dwyer's favorite Nazi just happens to be Hermann Goering.....
Kansas Young Republican chair Alex Dwyer's favorite Nazi just happens to be Hermann Goering.....
If you're a Young Republican, you're basically Rolf in the Sound of Music....
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you're a Young Republican, you're basically Rolf in the Sound of Music....
Not too sure where Ilsa stands on the political spectrum, but she is totally on board with fuentes....
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Not too sure where Ilsa stands on the political spectrum, but she is totally on board with fuentes....