Now that the Americans are gone from tik tok we can finally start spelling it the Canadian way: tique toque

Dear Youtube, pressing "not interested" in shorts doesn't mean I'll be interested again in 30 days. It means I'm not interested ever, indefinitely, forever, permanently, until the heat death of the universe.

The whole drone thing is most likely not aliens, but man am I still hoping it's aliens

Authorities are baffled when the potential backpack shooter pulls out his ‘Get out of jail free’ card.

Annoying coffee fanatics by saying expresso is so 10 years ago. I'm going to start saying esprexxo

Feels like the Avs gave up on Annunen too soon, but I get it. Being in win now mode isn't really compatible with having a developing goalie on the main roster. I still think he'll be legit in a year or two, but the Avs don't have time to wait around for it to happen.

Peeling an orange in a single piece is nowhere near as impressive as I thought it was when I was a kid. But I still get great joy from continuing to do it as an adult.

Sir, Christmas music has started hitting the billboard top 50 again

Bluesky is cool but man they gotta do something about these unwieldy usernames. Got me searching for people like I'm hacking into the mainframe

The Avs are a pretty cool hockey team