@vateuil.bsky.social
I used to craft chairs in a previous life. Please don't ask about it.
The roll of shame should be called a roll of not wanting to die, because there is nothing shameful about not wanting to die crushed by a barbell.
April 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The roll of shame should be called a roll of not wanting to die, because there is nothing shameful about not wanting to die crushed by a barbell.
👊🇺🇲🔥has a strong meme potential.
March 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
👊🇺🇲🔥has a strong meme potential.
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We have discovered a planet. It is a sphere before agony or drought. It has clouds made of helium. Perhaps one day we will find a place there.
March 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We have discovered a planet. It is a sphere before agony or drought. It has clouds made of helium. Perhaps one day we will find a place there.
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I hear a very weird messaging from the European sources about US exit of NATO (possibly announced at the SOTU) and an invasion threat to Canada/Mexico. I will share details if I have a proof, but I’m mentioning this as this was discussed on 3 different occasions today
March 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I hear a very weird messaging from the European sources about US exit of NATO (possibly announced at the SOTU) and an invasion threat to Canada/Mexico. I will share details if I have a proof, but I’m mentioning this as this was discussed on 3 different occasions today
1er samedi de Mars, quelle joie de reprendre les cours d'aquaponey.
March 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1er samedi de Mars, quelle joie de reprendre les cours d'aquaponey.
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"You've been chosen," the spirit said.
"What?"
"Save the world, make it kinder, cleaner, safer."
"Me?"
"Yes."
"Alone?"
"We chose everyone."
#CrossRepost
"What?"
"Save the world, make it kinder, cleaner, safer."
"Me?"
"Yes."
"Alone?"
"We chose everyone."
#CrossRepost
February 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"You've been chosen," the spirit said.
"What?"
"Save the world, make it kinder, cleaner, safer."
"Me?"
"Yes."
"Alone?"
"We chose everyone."
#CrossRepost
"What?"
"Save the world, make it kinder, cleaner, safer."
"Me?"
"Yes."
"Alone?"
"We chose everyone."
#CrossRepost
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This is what a protoplanetary disk looks like edge-on.
A young star, blasting jets of material from its poles, surrounded by a disk of gas and dust. Where planets are being born.
HH 30. By JWST.
A young star, blasting jets of material from its poles, surrounded by a disk of gas and dust. Where planets are being born.
HH 30. By JWST.
February 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is what a protoplanetary disk looks like edge-on.
A young star, blasting jets of material from its poles, surrounded by a disk of gas and dust. Where planets are being born.
HH 30. By JWST.
A young star, blasting jets of material from its poles, surrounded by a disk of gas and dust. Where planets are being born.
HH 30. By JWST.
Ok everyone, this morning was gloom and doom, but rejoice, tonight we got a Canadian Czar of fentanyl.
#speechless
#speechless
February 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ok everyone, this morning was gloom and doom, but rejoice, tonight we got a Canadian Czar of fentanyl.
#speechless
#speechless
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They have discovered a planet. It is closer than now. It is spacious and spotted. If there are cypress trees there, perhaps they might discover truth.
February 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They have discovered a planet. It is closer than now. It is spacious and spotted. If there are cypress trees there, perhaps they might discover truth.
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They have discovered a planet. It is picayune, with young valleys. It is just out of reach. I pray that there are crows there.
February 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
They have discovered a planet. It is picayune, with young valleys. It is just out of reach. I pray that there are crows there.
L'avenir n'est plus ce qu'il était.
The future is not what it used to be.
Paul Valéry.
The future is not what it used to be.
Paul Valéry.
Hits differently right now
(from the Renwick Museum across the street from the White House)
(from the Renwick Museum across the street from the White House)
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
L'avenir n'est plus ce qu'il était.
The future is not what it used to be.
Paul Valéry.
The future is not what it used to be.
Paul Valéry.
En février, oublie pas de respirer par le nez. #faitpaschaud
February 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
En février, oublie pas de respirer par le nez. #faitpaschaud
A deadlift should really be called a deadpush since you push the ground with your legs. It should also be called an alivepush since you need to be alive to do one.
February 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A deadlift should really be called a deadpush since you push the ground with your legs. It should also be called an alivepush since you need to be alive to do one.
4.5 billions years ago, T-rex had 120 limbs.
February 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
4.5 billions years ago, T-rex had 120 limbs.
In the light of the upcoming events, make this February the month of kindness and excellence! Strive for empathy. Reject disdain. Embrace curiosity.
February 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
In the light of the upcoming events, make this February the month of kindness and excellence! Strive for empathy. Reject disdain. Embrace curiosity.