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varsoon.bsky.social
@varsoon.bsky.social
I want to believe the internet wasn't a mistake
Trans MFs out here really thinking they're cracking some eggs or some shit when the universal truth is that women are cool. Anyway, most these people are cowards given that the obvious option, when a game gives you a choice, is to play as Mike Tyson.
April 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Looking for movie suggestions.
I'll watch anything once.
The more outlandish, the better.
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Audition
Millennium Actress
REC
January 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Just gives me that much more respect for Stan Sakai.
Homie's been putting all those dots on Usagi's outfit for longer than most people have been alive.
January 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
With how these fires keep killing tons of people pretty much every year, you'd think they would start cutting down trees or backburning more. Maybe learn some things from Australia before Climate Change wipes us all out? No? Thoughts and prayers, West Coast.
January 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"You know one of the most iconic scenes in video games? What if we plastered L2 / R2 prompts onscreen for a full minute straight to kill the tension entirely?"
More like FF7 Afterbirth out here.
Clean that shit up.
January 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I don't know who thought it'd be an improvement on the Nibelheim Incident to have Cloud limp through the whole thing but, man, that sucked.
January 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Little Mermaid is about how a girl wants to date a guy--LAME!
Beauty and the Beast is about how a girl wants to date a furry--NO THANKS!
Aladdin is about how a poor wants to date a rich--BOURGEOIS RUBBISH!
Only Lion King is untainted from being literally baby's first love story. Also, it has SCAR.
January 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I actually vehemently dislike the lyrical content of Mr. Brightside.
Hearing that song pisses me off.
December 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 6:52 PM
No other fast food chain has seen as much of a downturn in quality and hike in price as Arby's. Used to be you could get sliders there for a dollar a pop--after COVID they're 3 bucks each now. They got rid of their potato cakes, ham, pepperoni, salami, and more. MFs legitimately don't have THE MEATS
December 10, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Glad you posted that clip--some of the best dialogue in the game.
13 Sentinels rocks.
December 9, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Somehow not the most absurd Gundam design
December 8, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Can't believe they gave Bowser the My Little Pony treatment
December 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
If only there existed some kind of archive on the internet or some machine that could go way back, guess there's no way of accessing this public-facing information.
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Casual bigotry is best when it's about the last socially acceptable people to make slurs over, those sister-fucking rednecks, am I right? Bunch of toothless idiots! They'd report these sorts of comments if they knew how to read or use the internet or do anything other than vote for President, hahaha
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM
More like 'A Midsummer Night's Cream', am I right?
December 6, 2024 at 2:11 AM
They don't want you to know this but you can buy Chocolate Oranges year round
You didn't hear this from me
December 6, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Worst sensation in the world is your own fingernails hitting the awful material that Mac keyboards are made out of.
December 6, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I have a cat and this is the definitive gremlin experience :
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
The worst part of looking up cool art on Pintrest is when you see the suggestion is just 900 AI variants of the cool thing you just saw and you sigh and you know you just thought some AI Art was cool
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 AM
It is a deep personal failing that I only learned, in my 30s, that an Etoufee is just a Gumbo.
Society really let me down on this one.
It's like avoiding bougie Aioli your whole life to only learn it's Mayonnaise.
November 30, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Massive fan of @akiman7.bsky.social 's work
Beautiful stuff
November 30, 2024 at 1:37 PM
While it's clear that the Japanese one is more woman than a horse, it remains questionable whether or not the American horse is more horse than a man or is more man than a horse.
November 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM