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they/she. middle-aged white queer w the 'tism and 80 of the HDs. me and yr dad probably like all the same movies. death first to vultures and scavengers. love is stored in the goalie.
Luckily the Final Destination movies she's in aren't ruined by her being there because Tony Todd is there and also I fucking love those movies. But still.
December 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Can't believe I'm seeing hater discourse based not on not liking the show for personal taste but instead on depicting queer sex and love any particular way. As if it's 2005 or something. Jeezus pleezus.
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don't wear makeup ever but I have, since moving to CO, started regularly washing my face and moisturizing for the first time in my life. I'm extremely white and will be 40 sooner rather than later, so it seemed like the time.
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The club scene also activated a number of sleeper agents (read: me, who didn't realize I know all the words still).
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Fair enough; the ease of leveraging the not thinking in these our current days is maybe a better target for my ire.

Or alternatively I should call it an early day for my Internet use. May not have the bandwidth for it today. Also you're great.
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I just yelled for like 20 minutes at Spouse about how people are losing/have lost the ability to fucking think with their goddamn brains. It was about the Black Dahlia and not this, but this is going into evidence because Jesus fuckin Christ.
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think that's part of why I assumed - it's an IMO pretty good short film candidate but I can't picture a full-length movie of it. But also from a quick Google they had about $8 and a couple sticks of gum to make it, so there is that.
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Woof. Neil Marshall nearly got me to watch, but I'm glad I skipped it now.

I remember reading the Crooked Man series, but I had thought until just now that the movie was another of the animated ones for some reason.
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think about the second one's visuals more than the first, but I rewatch the first way more. I didn't give the "new" one (ones?) a chance bc I'm an asshole, but I love both those first two.
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In this case it's the current "punches whatever part of the brain that can focus so I can get some work done," which is an ever-shifting playlist whose contents I cannot ever predict.

Even odds it's also about the badness of the world and my eternal interest in songs that make me sad. Both is good.
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you are an Ao3 user and an author you're subscribed to updates soon after a year of silence it's almost certainly not me. The number I'm talking about is vanishingly small (for good reason). But I'd bet that writer & me have been quiet for similar hellscape reasons, so I'm glad they updated too.
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Aw man, I hate when the cover spoils the twist!
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
bet-ter has me in a chokehold
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM