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Vladimir (vapronva)

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slc mnt sre ;; quiche eater ;; swe ;; sysadm at homelab ;; devsecgitnetmlops ;; ml+nlp ;; 152-фз enjoyer ;; sparks light the flame!
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alina 🌸🦴

@tei.pet

having a healthy sleep schedule is boring bc i literally just wake up work and then too tired to do something meaningful and by the time im rested enough it's already time to sleep

like when am i supposed to live

December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM

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tweety fish

@sifu.tweety.fish

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM

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chloe 🐇

@sapphic.moe

i wish i lived in a datacenter

October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM

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@xeiaso.net

any problem can be solved if you know how to nerd snipe the person whose job would be to fix it

January 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM

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ari

@ari.lt

help me budget this my family is starving

A pie chart with domain names taking up 77.3% of its space titled "Family spendings"

October 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM

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ash

@dasha.rip

btw

A tweet about friendship featuring text and an image from the video game Stardew Valley.

The text reads: "Wanted to let ya'll know i don't have friendship decay. We didnt talk today? I still like you. Didnt talk all week? I still like you. You dropped off the face of the earth for 3 months? Still like you. I get busy, i get forgetful! Please never take it personally!!!"

Below the text is an image of the Stardew Valley friendship meter, which shows several filled red hearts. A red arrow pointing left is crossed out, and the text reads, "No Friendship Decay!"

September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM

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vimae 🌌

@mae.wtf

🎛️ SYSADMIN MIXING TIP 🎛️

👉 Sidechain your CPU usage with your IO delay for a super clean mix 🤑🤑

a graph showing cpu usage and io delay, when gpu usage peaks io delay is low, when io delay is high, cpu usage is low

September 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM

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xan surnamehere

@xan.lol

When you're at a buying shit you don't need competition and your opponent is a person who really likes buying domains on their favorite domain registrar