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April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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So this was a campaign promise not an observation.
STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!
March 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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lol nice one marx
fangymutt Follow Jan 29 karl marx didnt predict the puppygirl so what does he know really f-ggoth Follow 2d ago ..• "Constant labor of one uniform kind destroys the intensity and flow of a man's animal spirits, which find recreation and delight in mere change of activity" fangymutt 2d ago well god damn ill go fuck myself sorry Mr Marx ..•
March 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeov...
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February 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Cybertruck man. He's not actually blocking them, the auto-pilot just made them all swerve towards him before breaking down.

(🖌️ @zezvaz.bsky.social ) #3E #EndOligarchy #TeslaTakeover #TeslaProtests
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February 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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the real reason american christians hate halloween might have nthn to do w witchcraft
YOU HAVE SO MUCH CANDY! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOCIALISTS TOOK HALF YOUR CANDY AND GAVE IT TO THE KIDS WHO STAYED INSIDE? I DON'T MIND SHARING MY CANDY, THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TO GO AROUND, AND SOME KIDS JUST CAN'T GO OUTSIDE! @BREADPANES & @SILVER WIND
February 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Feminist News
January 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Trump being summoned by his lord.
January 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit
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City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit
January 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy
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Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy
January 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
vaporrabbit.bsky.social
No one can afford the bread and they are trying to ban the circus... So I'm not exactly sure what they expected 🤷🏼‍♂️ #tiktokban #rednote #freedomofspeach
January 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
What does it say that this took me zero time to understand.
December 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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by1959.bsky.social
Decidedly So.
December 21, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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When human beings perceive themselves as all-powerful, they reveal their true nature.
December 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM