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Nuclear Bunker Ant
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Mel aka. Shuvva || 32 || She/They || NB Lesbian

Science Policy Researcher || COVID Hardass || Professional Germaphobe || Furry Sci-Fi Cartoonist
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Belly Time once again
Zoe, a calico cat lying on her back with her legs and belly in the air
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel (Picture of the same text in the Star Wars intro font)
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Evergreen…
Wikipedia preview for the Dutch “Centre Party”, a far right political party with the slogan “Not right-wing, not left-wing”
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to these turkeys that followed me around at Biosphere 2.
A pair of turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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What flavor is your character?

One candy Ruma, coming right up!
Ruma, a Noir-themed anthro black panther with shoulder length purple hair, glowing purple eyes, and a trenchcoat Black Cherry Warheads candy Grape Faygo Black licorice
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I had this on my phone because Ruma did something like this in the comic I’m working on lmao
Close-up of Tom the Cat saying “did you know that even with seatbelts people die all the time in car crashes? I thought that was interesting.” from Tails Gets Trolled
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Very very very very very very important
Mae, a Tortie cat sitting on the couch. She has the multicolored beans on her paw showing
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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it’s glorching
Text message “I think it is glitching”. The AI autocorrect is correcting “glitching” to “glorching”.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Close-up image of Senor Cardgage's skin folds on a TV, labelled the "Family Might/Could", from the Strong Bad Email "too cool".
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Stuck…upright????

???
The Coneheads sleeping standing up
October 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I miss this era of computers just for all the optimism around the tech
Old ad for those retro colorful iMacs from the 2000s. Five iMac desktops are arranged in a row. The caption reads “The most colorful way to Internet”
October 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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My family: Heaven gained another Angel today Me in hell: -meme image of Doomguy fighting demons in hell- WHERE IS OLE IVAR LOVAAS?
October 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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me when I’ve been offline enough lately that I don’t remember the last person that I blocked
Dolphin rainbow joy meme
October 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Ruma’s birthday is January 4th. I chose this because January 4th is always the date that the holidays are over and everyone has to go back to school/work and it’s still the middle of winter with nothing fun to look forward to so I thought it would be a bleak and depressing time to have a birthday.
A montage for my OC Ruma’s birthday. In the middle it reads “people who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying” “FUCK this post and happy birthday Ruma!” The rest of the montage is pictures of Ruma (an anthro black large cat with purple hair) with party hats pasted on, a living room filled with black balloons and a banner that reads ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, and a bunch of cars piled up in the middle of a snowstorm with the caption “FUCK YOU ITS JANUARY”
September 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Rotten Tomatoes page for Repo! The Genetic Opera Tomatometer score: 37% Popcornmeter score: 73%
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Literally my girl Nhu
A neon green anthro cat with short black hair, wearing a black crop top that says “Toxic Slutch”, black leggings, black boots with green accents, and a neon green fuzzy raver jacket. She has a mischievous expression and is standing in front of a yellow/green gradient slime background
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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VERY close runner-up is the genre of post deconstructing the worldbuilding of the Cars universe.
In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile. When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car responds by saying “Right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. Not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. Smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses. In Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. A CAr is riding in another car. They make reference to the Popemobile. “Is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “Well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. This means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. Also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “Fossil fuel. As in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the you know what’s the WORST thing about Catholicism existing in the Disney Cars universe? that means there’s probably a Cars version of Anglicanism, because Car Henry VIII of England wanted to annul his marriage to CARtherine of Aragon, who couldn’t give him a male Car heir (note: I have no idea how cars reproduce in the Cars-verse, nor what …parts… they need to be socially assigned Male Car at Car-birth…). but when the Car Pope wouldn’t let him, Car Henry VIII separates England from the Church of Vrrooome and married his lover, Car Anne Boleyn. and after Car Anne Boleyn couldn’t give him a Car Boy either, Car Henry VIII has her beheaded, and in the Cars-verse, I think that looks like a giant French buzzsaw swooping down to chop Car Anne Boleyn in half like a hamburger bun at her windshield and side and rear windows, and then Car Hemnry VIII gets Car fat whyd i havta see this fuckin post okay but like car martin luther nailing his 95 theses to the garage door of wittenberg church car puritans. just. the concept of car puritans. how can we have cotton mather’s “sinners in the hand of an angry god” if cars don’t have hands? sinners in the glove compartment of an angry god (Image of a toy Popemobile from Pixar's Cars series) look what you can buy There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
September 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I have a lot of hall-of-famers but nothing will ever top Coachella Lawyer for me
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
September 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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doctors i trust more than RFK Jr.
Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia as his alter ego Mantis Toboggan MD
September 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Tweet by “Donald Trump (Deseaced)” “I have died. Badly.”
September 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Mock inspirational meme that reads “I’d pick the wire mother every time. Adversity is opportunity.”
August 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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It’s Beautiful Princess Sunday
Zoe, a calico cat
August 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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My original concept for Wrath Angel was ‘normal dude who works at a gas station whose parents just happened to give him the wildest possible given name and he’s pissed about it”

Obviously this changed once I drew him and Wrath Angel became a stage name but the first concept is still funny to me
Wrath Angel, an anthro kangaroo OC who looks like a punk Sephiroth
August 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is you therapist. Who is it?

This would fix me tbh
“Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissenger the Nobel Peace Prize” -Tom Lehrer
August 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I will never forget the flaming chainsaw
Strong Bad as a “fireman” holding a flaming chainsaw
July 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM