@vaporious.bsky.social
I'm like if a local celebrity wasn't local or a celebrity
18+ only | 30 something | he/they
18+ only | 30 something | he/they
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Pyramid schemes are out, ziggurat plots are in
May 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pyramid schemes are out, ziggurat plots are in
Me having any thought ever
that was and is funny but i’m deleting it
May 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Me having any thought ever
For the next time they annoy you
May 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For the next time they annoy you
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five dollar footjob
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
five dollar footjob
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Prompt pig is my new term for AI ‘artists’ and you are welcome to use it for free xx
May 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Prompt pig is my new term for AI ‘artists’ and you are welcome to use it for free xx
“I am like a snail, I have got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot”
What does Eminem know about the life cycle of snails that I don't??
What does Eminem know about the life cycle of snails that I don't??
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“I am like a snail, I have got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot”
What does Eminem know about the life cycle of snails that I don't??
What does Eminem know about the life cycle of snails that I don't??
The temptation to just respond "okay 🍑💨" when someone sends you some insanely invalidating shit
May 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The temptation to just respond "okay 🍑💨" when someone sends you some insanely invalidating shit
I am so back
B - brave
A- accepted
C - capable
K - keeping it together by consuming pickles straight from the jar on the floor in my underwear
B - brave
A- accepted
C - capable
K - keeping it together by consuming pickles straight from the jar on the floor in my underwear
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am so back
B - brave
A- accepted
C - capable
K - keeping it together by consuming pickles straight from the jar on the floor in my underwear
B - brave
A- accepted
C - capable
K - keeping it together by consuming pickles straight from the jar on the floor in my underwear
Embarked on voyage
- currently waking up on a desolate beach
- our ship was broken upon the rocks in a storm
- don't see anyone else, but what are the chances I'm the only survivor???
- currently waking up on a desolate beach
- our ship was broken upon the rocks in a storm
- don't see anyone else, but what are the chances I'm the only survivor???
Why don't you go on a voyage of personal discovery and growth about it
May 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Embarked on voyage
- currently waking up on a desolate beach
- our ship was broken upon the rocks in a storm
- don't see anyone else, but what are the chances I'm the only survivor???
- currently waking up on a desolate beach
- our ship was broken upon the rocks in a storm
- don't see anyone else, but what are the chances I'm the only survivor???
5am crash out to start the day, let's go
May 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
5am crash out to start the day, let's go
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Mfw buffalo wings
May 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mfw buffalo wings
I've used up my best material, please accept this reference to it in it's place
May 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I've used up my best material, please accept this reference to it in it's place
Born to frolic and fornicate, forced to file and elaborate
May 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Born to frolic and fornicate, forced to file and elaborate
Using the leftover time on the break room microwave because I'm a good samaritan
May 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Using the leftover time on the break room microwave because I'm a good samaritan
If i look hot today, it's because i did 100 pushups
May 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If i look hot today, it's because i did 100 pushups
Mentally, I'm a theater that just got chicken jockeyed
May 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Mentally, I'm a theater that just got chicken jockeyed
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reading your mind
May 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
reading your mind
Getting sour cream and onion flavored sneakers for the tasting at my funeral.
I've never died tho so I'll be honest idk how it works
I've never died tho so I'll be honest idk how it works
May 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Getting sour cream and onion flavored sneakers for the tasting at my funeral.
I've never died tho so I'll be honest idk how it works
I've never died tho so I'll be honest idk how it works
Call me the watchmen the way no one be watching me
May 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Call me the watchmen the way no one be watching me
The babygirl in me wants a womb tattoo of snoopy and kuromi holding hands so bad, I'm tempted to threaten I'll do it for 50 likes like some cheap, hot slut.
Please report this message for my own well being
Please report this message for my own well being
May 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
The babygirl in me wants a womb tattoo of snoopy and kuromi holding hands so bad, I'm tempted to threaten I'll do it for 50 likes like some cheap, hot slut.
Please report this message for my own well being
Please report this message for my own well being
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hey fuktard, that's bullshit from the past you can't change, keep moving forward, you got this, asshat
May 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
hey fuktard, that's bullshit from the past you can't change, keep moving forward, you got this, asshat
Sneezing dad-loud at the function till she notice me and compliment my crispy fkin new balances
May 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Sneezing dad-loud at the function till she notice me and compliment my crispy fkin new balances