Carl van Simpleton
@vansimpleton.bsky.social
Supervillain moonlighting as a Project Manager/ Process Improvement Professional. Seeking work in Death Star development.
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
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BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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Dear Black Community,
Please start setting up community meetings to discuss protection patrols.
We need funds for shotguns, ammo & training.
We also need volunteers for community patrols.
Please start setting up community meetings to discuss protection patrols.
We need funds for shotguns, ammo & training.
We also need volunteers for community patrols.
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dear Black Community,
Please start setting up community meetings to discuss protection patrols.
We need funds for shotguns, ammo & training.
We also need volunteers for community patrols.
Please start setting up community meetings to discuss protection patrols.
We need funds for shotguns, ammo & training.
We also need volunteers for community patrols.
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And the media won't say a word.
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
And the media won't say a word.
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I want you to Stop being afraid of other Americans.
Of other Religions.
Of other Classes.
Of other Nations.
Of Speaking Out.
You’re Americans.
Act like it! If you don’t get it Ask an American who does🤷🏽♀️
Of other Religions.
Of other Classes.
Of other Nations.
Of Speaking Out.
You’re Americans.
Act like it! If you don’t get it Ask an American who does🤷🏽♀️
August 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I want you to Stop being afraid of other Americans.
Of other Religions.
Of other Classes.
Of other Nations.
Of Speaking Out.
You’re Americans.
Act like it! If you don’t get it Ask an American who does🤷🏽♀️
Of other Religions.
Of other Classes.
Of other Nations.
Of Speaking Out.
You’re Americans.
Act like it! If you don’t get it Ask an American who does🤷🏽♀️
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Last week in the Rockaways.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Last week in the Rockaways.
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Why is this toxic masculinity and not sociopathic behavior induced by a culture of capitalist exploitation?
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.
June 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why is this toxic masculinity and not sociopathic behavior induced by a culture of capitalist exploitation?
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.
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Since a Minneapolis police officer murdered George Floyd in 2020, the number of people killed by the police each year has continued to rise — and Black Americans are still killed in disproportionate numbers. Our data reporter explains his findings. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...
May 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Since a Minneapolis police officer murdered George Floyd in 2020, the number of people killed by the police each year has continued to rise — and Black Americans are still killed in disproportionate numbers. Our data reporter explains his findings. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...
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"For me, the answer now lies in refusal, the withdrawal of participation from systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging."
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
Why I’m Resigning from the NSF and Library of Congress
I cannot participate in systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging.
time.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"For me, the answer now lies in refusal, the withdrawal of participation from systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging."
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.
I wrote about my decision in TIME.
time.com/7285045/resi...
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This is my new favorite image because it perfectly encapsulates the concern trolling and crybullying from the right when you give them even a fraction of what they spew out on a consistent basis.
May 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This is my new favorite image because it perfectly encapsulates the concern trolling and crybullying from the right when you give them even a fraction of what they spew out on a consistent basis.
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I think about this comic at least once a week
May 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think about this comic at least once a week
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
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Yeah, I saw through the hypocrisy as a kid
January 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Yeah, I saw through the hypocrisy as a kid
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
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A social distancing cheat chart:
January 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A social distancing cheat chart: