VanillaXSlime
@vanillaxslime.bsky.social
Degenerate nerdy Gothic-metalhead. WAM's Dark Lorekeeper. Any pronouns. 🔞
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My favorite thing to see online is people using words wrong. But only specific words.
Like they look at someone and say, 'she's a MILF', and she's 20.
Or, 'she's thicc', and she's a sticc.
OR! My NEW favorite: 'we love hags' and the bitch is 19
Like they look at someone and say, 'she's a MILF', and she's 20.
Or, 'she's thicc', and she's a sticc.
OR! My NEW favorite: 'we love hags' and the bitch is 19
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 AM
My favorite thing to see online is people using words wrong. But only specific words.
Like they look at someone and say, 'she's a MILF', and she's 20.
Or, 'she's thicc', and she's a sticc.
OR! My NEW favorite: 'we love hags' and the bitch is 19
Like they look at someone and say, 'she's a MILF', and she's 20.
Or, 'she's thicc', and she's a sticc.
OR! My NEW favorite: 'we love hags' and the bitch is 19
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My latest gungey escaped…it gets even naughtier in the full length vid…😉
Only available on my OnlyFans
#wetandmessy #wam #gunged
Only available on my OnlyFans
#wetandmessy #wam #gunged
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My latest gungey escaped…it gets even naughtier in the full length vid…😉
Only available on my OnlyFans
#wetandmessy #wam #gunged
Only available on my OnlyFans
#wetandmessy #wam #gunged
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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January 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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I hope 2026 destroys AI.
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I hope 2026 destroys AI.
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No spoilers but episode 6 of Stranger Things season 5 definitely awakened at least ONE person’s gunge kink lmao
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
No spoilers but episode 6 of Stranger Things season 5 definitely awakened at least ONE person’s gunge kink lmao
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December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Something WAMmy for #NationalPoetryDay
Miss Molly found she had a fetish
It's strange, but she had to admit
That she had discovered she liked being covered
In litres and litres of sh
Miss Molly found she had a fetish
It's strange, but she had to admit
That she had discovered she liked being covered
In litres and litres of sh
October 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Something WAMmy for #NationalPoetryDay
Miss Molly found she had a fetish
It's strange, but she had to admit
That she had discovered she liked being covered
In litres and litres of sh
Miss Molly found she had a fetish
It's strange, but she had to admit
That she had discovered she liked being covered
In litres and litres of sh
You ever see someone recommend something and immediately hate it because of the person recommending it?
September 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You ever see someone recommend something and immediately hate it because of the person recommending it?
RIP the "Female-WAM Fans Control the SMU Votes" narrative (2019-2025). It's not been well since September 2023, but today I think we can finally say it's truly dead.
September 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
RIP the "Female-WAM Fans Control the SMU Votes" narrative (2019-2025). It's not been well since September 2023, but today I think we can finally say it's truly dead.
"I will cash in on whoever I want!"
Cash in on Sol for the Women's Speed Champion then, Seth. Do the absolute last thing anyone would expect! #WWERaw
Cash in on Sol for the Women's Speed Champion then, Seth. Do the absolute last thing anyone would expect! #WWERaw
May 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"I will cash in on whoever I want!"
Cash in on Sol for the Women's Speed Champion then, Seth. Do the absolute last thing anyone would expect! #WWERaw
Cash in on Sol for the Women's Speed Champion then, Seth. Do the absolute last thing anyone would expect! #WWERaw
My main issue with this week's #DoctorWho: It wasn't called The Two Ranis.
May 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My main issue with this week's #DoctorWho: It wasn't called The Two Ranis.
I've often wondered about making it canon that certain characters of mine are neurodivergent. Every time, I have two worries:
1: Am I good enough to pull off that kind of representation?
2: I write mostly softcore WAM erotica, so who would care anyway?
Maybe it's time I started posting other stuff.
1: Am I good enough to pull off that kind of representation?
2: I write mostly softcore WAM erotica, so who would care anyway?
Maybe it's time I started posting other stuff.
April 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I've often wondered about making it canon that certain characters of mine are neurodivergent. Every time, I have two worries:
1: Am I good enough to pull off that kind of representation?
2: I write mostly softcore WAM erotica, so who would care anyway?
Maybe it's time I started posting other stuff.
1: Am I good enough to pull off that kind of representation?
2: I write mostly softcore WAM erotica, so who would care anyway?
Maybe it's time I started posting other stuff.
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乁| ･ 〰 ･ |ㄏ
April 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
乁| ･ 〰 ･ |ㄏ
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There's always time for slime on Saturday!
This was actually the very first time I got slimed, prior to this I'd only sploshed with food products. There's nothing quite like the feeling of being covered in a slippery gooey mess 🥰
#RealGirls #SpicySky #Brunette #MILF #NSFW #RealNSFW #Slime #Gunge
This was actually the very first time I got slimed, prior to this I'd only sploshed with food products. There's nothing quite like the feeling of being covered in a slippery gooey mess 🥰
#RealGirls #SpicySky #Brunette #MILF #NSFW #RealNSFW #Slime #Gunge
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
April 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM