Vanilla Gorilla Nick Brashear
@vanillagorillanb.bsky.social
Retired MMA Fighter. Once in a while Pro Wrestler. Punk rock forever.
2 Fast 2 Furious on my plane ride home.
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
2 Fast 2 Furious on my plane ride home.
Of course I’m behind a line of boomers that are asking 2,005 questions for something that should take no less than 5 minutes.
October 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Of course I’m behind a line of boomers that are asking 2,005 questions for something that should take no less than 5 minutes.
Always on some type of flight delay. Today’s bullshit has me in Wichita, KS where the plane errored out literally right before takeoff. To make matters worse, there’s 2 kids screaming non stop.
October 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Always on some type of flight delay. Today’s bullshit has me in Wichita, KS where the plane errored out literally right before takeoff. To make matters worse, there’s 2 kids screaming non stop.
This is a hard triggering post so you have been warned.
God didn’t stop the bullets today.
Think about that next time you shove your church shit down people’s throats.
Another day in America tho.
God didn’t stop the bullets today.
Think about that next time you shove your church shit down people’s throats.
Another day in America tho.
August 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is a hard triggering post so you have been warned.
God didn’t stop the bullets today.
Think about that next time you shove your church shit down people’s throats.
Another day in America tho.
God didn’t stop the bullets today.
Think about that next time you shove your church shit down people’s throats.
Another day in America tho.
Not sure what crack Spotify DJ smokes but seriously, I have never listened to Kanye, Drake, or Chappelle Roans. Quit playing that shit.
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Not sure what crack Spotify DJ smokes but seriously, I have never listened to Kanye, Drake, or Chappelle Roans. Quit playing that shit.
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Today by far is the worst NYC traffic I’ve been in. 2 hours and I have traveled 8 miles.
May 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Today by far is the worst NYC traffic I’ve been in. 2 hours and I have traveled 8 miles.
Couldn’t believe it. Reddit gave me a permanent ban and I successfully appealed it!
May 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Couldn’t believe it. Reddit gave me a permanent ban and I successfully appealed it!
Don’t think I have paid $3.46/Gallon of gas since Bush. Thanks, Trump. I think I’m going to get some of those I did that stickers with Trump instead of Biden.
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Don’t think I have paid $3.46/Gallon of gas since Bush. Thanks, Trump. I think I’m going to get some of those I did that stickers with Trump instead of Biden.
Was supposed to fly to Hartford tonight but flight got canceled. Pist because I won’t get to my hotel until 3am.
May 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Was supposed to fly to Hartford tonight but flight got canceled. Pist because I won’t get to my hotel until 3am.
Love when someone tries to say dumb shit like, “you can vote Republican but you don’t have to agree with everything.” Fuck you get fisted, dork. Love watching them get downvoted on Reddit. They’re probably on Parler bitching about woke Reddit.
March 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Love when someone tries to say dumb shit like, “you can vote Republican but you don’t have to agree with everything.” Fuck you get fisted, dork. Love watching them get downvoted on Reddit. They’re probably on Parler bitching about woke Reddit.
LOL got 2 speed tickets from a camera from East Cleveland. Mail right into the trash. You’re never getting a dime from me.
March 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
LOL got 2 speed tickets from a camera from East Cleveland. Mail right into the trash. You’re never getting a dime from me.
I don’t care what you think, The Devil’s Rejects is a masterpiece. The other two films in the series suck but god damn this one is perfect.
March 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I don’t care what you think, The Devil’s Rejects is a masterpiece. The other two films in the series suck but god damn this one is perfect.
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Mickey Roarke, still hanging tough.
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Mickey Roarke, still hanging tough.
Late night drive home from Chicago and I put on some Suicidal Tendencies. Lights Camera Revolution to start. Probably skipping the self titled because I always jam that one. Still the best set at Camp Anarchy in 2019.
February 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Late night drive home from Chicago and I put on some Suicidal Tendencies. Lights Camera Revolution to start. Probably skipping the self titled because I always jam that one. Still the best set at Camp Anarchy in 2019.
Listening to Stiff Little Fingers and don’t they try to say they sound like Green Day in the movie High Fidelity? Not even close. Some writer had to have put that line in to sound cool. Movie is still OK, nothing special.
February 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Listening to Stiff Little Fingers and don’t they try to say they sound like Green Day in the movie High Fidelity? Not even close. Some writer had to have put that line in to sound cool. Movie is still OK, nothing special.
Just watched a car do 100 mph and blow by Ohio Hwy Patrol and the fuckin’ pig didn’t move. Protect and serve my ass.
February 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just watched a car do 100 mph and blow by Ohio Hwy Patrol and the fuckin’ pig didn’t move. Protect and serve my ass.
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I created you in My image and I am an asshole.
February 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I created you in My image and I am an asshole.
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Can someone please explain to me how it is possible that the very same red-white-and-holy-shit-they’re-stupids flying “don’t tread on me” flags are also like “hell yeah he’s our motherfucking king! Cry harder Libs!”
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
February 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Can someone please explain to me how it is possible that the very same red-white-and-holy-shit-they’re-stupids flying “don’t tread on me” flags are also like “hell yeah he’s our motherfucking king! Cry harder Libs!”
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
I say this with complete seriousness and sincerity. I think I need to start buying some g*ns and get some education on storage and handling of these tools of the weak. I really don’t like where things are heading towards.
February 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I say this with complete seriousness and sincerity. I think I need to start buying some g*ns and get some education on storage and handling of these tools of the weak. I really don’t like where things are heading towards.
Trump will come up with something to explain it away and also blame Obama and Biden. Then his followers will forget that they are poor and but another flag or useless CHINESE MADE piece of bullshit. It is a cult.
McGovern: He wants to invade Greenland and take over Panama. He wants to annex Canada and now wants to occupy Gaza. We have 42 million people in this country who are hungry. Whatever happened to America first? Whatever happened to lowering prices? Instead we get this.
February 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Trump will come up with something to explain it away and also blame Obama and Biden. Then his followers will forget that they are poor and but another flag or useless CHINESE MADE piece of bullshit. It is a cult.
Supposed to leave at 7am today. Got up at 4:30am to get ready and get to the airport. My phone app that can unlock and start my car decided to drop the connection to my truck and I locked my keys in there. Then I got hit with a 4 hour delay due to the maintenance. Yesterday sucked too.
February 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Supposed to leave at 7am today. Got up at 4:30am to get ready and get to the airport. My phone app that can unlock and start my car decided to drop the connection to my truck and I locked my keys in there. Then I got hit with a 4 hour delay due to the maintenance. Yesterday sucked too.
How’s that protest vote going? Fucking morons, enjoy this. I’m out of sympathy. You all get what you voted for. Also, gas went from $2.77 this morning to $3.19 tonight. What the fuck?
February 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How’s that protest vote going? Fucking morons, enjoy this. I’m out of sympathy. You all get what you voted for. Also, gas went from $2.77 this morning to $3.19 tonight. What the fuck?
Do you think the Browns won the Super Bowl in the Hot Tub Time Machine universe?
January 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Do you think the Browns won the Super Bowl in the Hot Tub Time Machine universe?