can more artists pls make smaller stickers so i can fit
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the thought of hearing Our Song (Taylor’s Version) with her grown voice makes me want to sob

i can’t wait to be absolutely insufferable when debut tv comes out

I GOT LAID OFF

today is gonna be a great day i can feel it

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever spontaneously burst into tears while singing in the car because the song you were belting out reminded you that there are way too many cruel and selfish people in this world? Anyway, to the very concerned-looking woman at the traffic light today, sorry.

so does anyone else think their spotify wrapped is inaccurate or is that just me

When I was in high school, the guidance counselor used to speak really scornfully about easy electives like "underwater basket weaving" but I have contemplated this for 35 years, and I still think underwater basket weaving sounds really hard.

oh hey