I’m love

I had one job

MY QUEEN MY BABY MY ANGEL MY EVERYTHING!!! My flawless biscuit head cat

delivered 🫡

oh my god

He just got a trillion dollar package, and sure it's bullshit and imaginary but still, imagine inking a deal where you get a trillion dollars, more than anyone has ever had, and then going to your little computer and asking it to make a fake woman who pretends to like you. Weapons-grade cringe.

@mexicanity.bsky.social 👀

this is so funny I’m sorry

I also forgot to say that throughout the day, I had to immediately check every email and unsubscribe to the junk as it came in! All day!! I have earned this

welcome to why I am quitting tech to become an electrician