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Lesley!
@vanetti.bsky.social
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Rambler sommelier, wife guy, cat dad
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wake up babe, new Sanrio lad just dropped
Illustration of an adorable little white dinosaur with a pink striped belly, a blue ribbon on his tail, and a pink ribbon tying up a little bun of hair. He also has tiny white horns. He is flanked by adorable creatures. The text in the image reads: INTRODUCING GAOPOWERROO かお Gaopowerroo is a little dinosaur who lives on the cheerful Omurice Island. He has a super positive personality and loves to roar, "Gao! Gao!" His favorite food is omurice, a popular Japanese dish with ketchup fried rice and an egg omlette!
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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have you seen her? now you have!!
A standard issue cat is loafing and looking at the camera. It’s pretty great.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Panel from a series of Christian tract comics known as Chick Tracts. In the panel, a block of text reads: Most people rejected His message. Underneath is a crowd of people who look very grumpy. They are addressing the silhouette of Jesus Christ. Underneath that reads: They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Galatians 4:16
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I’m doing it for Duane, rest in peace king
OP clutching a wrapped frozen bean and cheese burrito
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Say what you will about the man, but he changed the landscape of this country. Not everyone agreed with what he did. A lot of us are disgusted to this day by his sometimes explosive contributions to society. However, even as we’re disgusted as we watch this man’s American creation burst at the seams, we always come back for more. I think that we can all agree that he was a man of service to this country, and his contributions must continue to be celebrated every day, for as long as we’re free. Duane Roberts, creator of the frozen burrito, today we mourn your passing.
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I have friends in Springs and have been there several times! I also celebrate the Lad
Beaver Nuggets scented candle
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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fuck em up meemaw
Quotes from the 73-year-old woman who sits in the back of my ethics class and knits during lectures: "sweetheart, if they text you after 11 p.m., it's not ethics. it's hormones." "i didn't come here to get a degree. i came here to see what the youth are stressed about and bring snacks accordingly." "he ghosted you? oh honey. block him and light a candle. for yourself." —- "i once survived a cheating husband, a power outage, and disco. you can survive this exam." --- "you don't need closure. you need carbs and a nap.' -- "she said she's 'not ready for a relationship'? that's code for she doesn't want you, sugar. take the L with grace." -- "i've been knitting a scarf while you all unravel emotionally. poetic, isn't it?" — "he's cute, but does he ask follow-up questions? no' then he's decorative. " - "professor, i respectfully disagree, and i brought a bibliography." -- "you'll be fine. the world is messy, but so is banana bread, and everyone loves that.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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screenshot of OP’s phone displaying the weather. 49 degrees F with a high of 70 F. Sickos meme
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Lost my glasses this morning. I checked everywhere and I mean everywhere. Now I have to clean the whole bedroom because it looks like someone who had a warrant went through it. And yet
Photo of the interior of OP’s refrigerator with OP’s glasses resting on top of a twelve-pack of sparkling water. Just. There they are!
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Rupert Grint did ok at the job, it was too cold to ask Peter Dinklage, and the first time I ever actually got to talk to Derren Brown, the only thing he wanted to talk about were my rainbow eyelashes
Rupert Grint with OP Peter Dinklage with OP Derren Brown with OP. It’s a still photo but trust OP when they say they are discussing their eyelashes with Derren Brown.
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Photo of the album Relish by Joan Osborne on vinyl Rabid meme
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I have a thing I ask for when I take photos with public figures. I often ask if they can pretend that they are super happy to meet me instead of the other way around. Rupert Graves understood the assignment
Fan photo op with British actor Rupert Graves. OP is looking demurely away from the camera, and Rupert Graves is covering his mouth in shock at being next to OP
October 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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a fine offering from r/dankchristianmemes
The famous panel from Junji Ito’s “The Enigma of Amhara Fault”. In the original, a bespectacled man is clinging to a man-shaped hole in a mountain’s facade. He screams, “This is my hole! It was made for me!” This image has been altered so that the man-made hole is now a needle, and the man has been replaced by a camel. The rest remains the same.
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Héctor has been gone for five hours
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Héctor has been gone for three hours and I’m already here
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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It’s actually romantic~
Regina George why are you so obsessed with me
October 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I made this playlist based on a single tweet from Pop Tings like two months ago to try to predict the sound of Life Of A Showgirl and honestly?? Might go buy a lotto ticket today
Spotify playlist Spotify playlist
October 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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listen I predicted two months ago that ABBA was showing up and I have never felt more fucking smug
October 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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forget it @tricialorrene.bsky.social just took the best photo of me that I think anyone ever has, ever
OP dancing, looking jubilant, a smile that shows both rows of teeth, shimmering
October 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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ok but I need to make the bed tho
Standard issue (tabby) cat resting comfortably on a bed that needs to be made
October 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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lol what
Appeal "Sexually Suggestive" label This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app. This is about farts
September 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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ma’am,
Tabby cat laying on a greyscale rug, looking as cute as a tabby cat can
September 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM