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I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this.

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My biggest take away about the movie Sinners:

Remmick is the primary antagonist, but racism is 100% the villain.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
There’s still time *fingers crossed*.
He looks awful. I’m calling it now, he’s not going to make it through the end of the year.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Uni is a rare quintilla and sits at the intersection of all five descriptions: charming, distinguished, mischievous, sly, and goofy.
Why is Uni so cute just by walking?
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Corollary: who’s Alan Mo..oh that guy.
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Sly.
Helgi's here to help you through the midpoint of the week... Take care and have a peaceful day.

#Cats #CatsOfBluesky
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Distinguished.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Charming.
Happy Birthday my lil bug! (Not sure of Chirp's ACTUAL birthday so its just the day I got her)🌸
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Mischievous gremlin.
Just met this little fella at my 5am coffee stop. 😻😽🫶🏾
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m cursed/blessed to be a morning person — I roll out of bed and am awake and ready to go — but goddamn I’ve developed an addiction to caffeine in the last year. I just don’t have to have it first thing in the morning.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I believe adult cats* can all be primarily described using one of four adjectives: charming, distinguished, mischievous, or sly.

*All kittens are gremlins
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This cutie was hanging out in front of the 7 chirping at everyone who passed by.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Stranger Things spoiler:

Lol at Ted Wheeler being knocked out 15 seconds into finally participating in the plot (literally the only Stranger Things content I’ve watched since season 3.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The United States has never, ever been an all white country.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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pimp Stephen Miller's ride
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Honestly we need more dudes with this kind of energy, not men who believe they could fight a bear and win.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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it be like that
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Nuzzi? Lizza? I don't know who these people are, but they sound like rejected Wu-Tang applicants
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What Hunger Games district is this?
this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The Epstein estate should just release the files. I mean, he’s dead so who cares? (I’m sure his lawyers would be implicated and that’s why they’re not releasing them, but counterpoint, it would be REALLY funny. Go scorched earth.)
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I know it’s hubristic to say I’d be responsible if I had the Death Note, but c’mmon, give me the Death Note. I promise to be responsible with it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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WAKE UP DEAD HAND
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Christ, this man cannot drop dead soon enough.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM