Van Dennis
@vandennis.bsky.social
He/his, early 30s, media writer, as seen on @unwinnable.com
Talks about movies, videogames, TV, and the Seattle mariners (and also anime, cars & lefty politics)
Talks about movies, videogames, TV, and the Seattle mariners (and also anime, cars & lefty politics)
May 9... okay, yeah, I'm doing this
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
May 9... okay, yeah, I'm doing this
ATM this is the earliest "result" I've found of what I'm talking about.
This was on April 18. Little over a month into the season.
This wouldn't be the last.
This was on April 18. Little over a month into the season.
This wouldn't be the last.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
ATM this is the earliest "result" I've found of what I'm talking about.
This was on April 18. Little over a month into the season.
This wouldn't be the last.
This was on April 18. Little over a month into the season.
This wouldn't be the last.
Had to wait for a little bit, but I Was Correct
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Had to wait for a little bit, but I Was Correct
"besides, if you jump off this roof on my shift, that's just rude man"
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"besides, if you jump off this roof on my shift, that's just rude man"
Will Klein, mariners sleeper agent
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Will Klein, mariners sleeper agent
probably the "funniest in an ironically sad way" chart here is the postseason performance chart for catchers in the LCS, whereas Cal is an all-time leader, the bottom name on the entire thing is 1995 Wilson... who is Dan Wilson, the current manager of the mariners 😭
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
probably the "funniest in an ironically sad way" chart here is the postseason performance chart for catchers in the LCS, whereas Cal is an all-time leader, the bottom name on the entire thing is 1995 Wilson... who is Dan Wilson, the current manager of the mariners 😭
This is why I love the comments section of @lookoutlanding.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This is why I love the comments section of @lookoutlanding.bsky.social
(where there is delusion, there is hope... and it sounds like he might want out of New York)
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
(where there is delusion, there is hope... and it sounds like he might want out of New York)
... presented without comment.
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
... presented without comment.
I can't stop smiling even well over an hour later.
Goms 🔱🔱🔱
Goms 🔱🔱🔱
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I can't stop smiling even well over an hour later.
Goms 🔱🔱🔱
Goms 🔱🔱🔱
Extra playoff innings
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Extra playoff innings
Never change Yankee twitter users
September 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Never change Yankee twitter users
... Y'know, I'll fucking take this (better than 2042 at least)
September 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
... Y'know, I'll fucking take this (better than 2042 at least)
Challenge, rewarded. 🔱🔱
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Challenge, rewarded. 🔱🔱
My entire writing career
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My entire writing career
I swear I don't often shit-post like this, but the opportunity presented itself
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I swear I don't often shit-post like this, but the opportunity presented itself
One neat thing about not having a job in your 30s is that you can freely go about at night and check out cool random shit
September 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
One neat thing about not having a job in your 30s is that you can freely go about at night and check out cool random shit
SWEEP TO SOLIDIFY FIRST PLACE
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
SWEEP TO SOLIDIFY FIRST PLACE
Never taking this shirt off ever again
September 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Never taking this shirt off ever again
This is the one sicko tweet I'll post about it
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is the one sicko tweet I'll post about it