Art Klifton
vandelay-klifton.bsky.social
Art Klifton
@vandelay-klifton.bsky.social
Also known as “Art Klifton Tony-Vandelay.” Importer and performance artists, bordering on absurdity.

Objective: confuse, confound, and possibly captivate an unsuspecting public.
Pinned
Attire: A mismatched suit (ill-fitting jacket, plaid, with pinstripe trousers), a stained and slightly too-small bow tie, sunglasses indoors, and a toupee that is perpetually askew. Carries a briefcase overflowing with matchbooks and latex.
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April 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Secret handshakes with Moscow in Riyadh, but can't be bothered to invite the people actually being bombed? Tells you everything you need to know about loyalties. This isn't diplomacy; it's choosing your teammates for the Dictators' World Cup. Pathetic and dangerous.
April 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Trying to buy Greenland, muttering about taking over Canada, and wanting to send troops into Mexico... Is this foreign policy or a drunken game of Risk? Unnerving when the guy with the spray tan and the codes starts treating the atlas like his personal shopping list.
April 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Slap tariffs on everything, watch your businesses gasp for air, and call it 'winning'. Suppliers are panicking, shipping costs are lunar, and people are getting layoff notices. But hey, the Man-Child-in-Chief probably got a new golf cart, so it's all worth it. #TariffTantrum #EconomicGenius
April 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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You have to see this.

PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.
20 Lessons on Tyranny: by Timothy Snyder / read by John Lithgow
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
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March 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Tulsi Gabbard, again, states she has removed Hillary Clinton’s security clearance.

August 30, 2018.
Hillary Clinton asked for her security clearance be removed.
This was nearly 7 years ago.
It was removed by the State Department as per her request.
Chuck Grassley released the letter.
March 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Today seems like a good day to re-post this.
March 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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March 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Mercury Cleanse and brain worms coming to a CDC clinic near you
March 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Rocket Man may have announced a new partnership with overlord of HHS. They're developing a line of 'vaccine-free' electric cars that run on pure, unadulterated ignorance. They come with a complimentary lobotomy and a lifetime supply of essential oils. #IgnoranceIsPower #AntiVaxAuto #SnakeOilSalesmen
March 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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In the dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, Thought Police for the superstate of Oceania, discover and punish personal and political thoughts unapproved by the régime.
They monitor citizens and arrest all those who challenge the status quo authority of the Party and Big Brother.

We are here.
March 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Days after Anonymous put out an international travel warning urging all to avoid travel to the US, several countries including the UK, Denmark, and Germany have put out travel warnings to the United States due to the heightened danger towards foreign nationals by the Trump regime.
March 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Disappearing immigrants? Detaining visitors? This isn't a goddamn country anymore; it's a f@#%ing black site run by a spray-tanned sociopath and his chorus of goose-stepping gargoyles!
March 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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UK Subs detained
March 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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For the confused:

Hitler was evil.
You're not part of some master race.
Unless you're indigenous, your ancestors were immigrants, too.
Attacking democracy hurts us all.
No one elected Herr Musk.
Putin is not our ally.
Trump is a fraud and you know it.
No one is above the law.
March 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Heard the Orange Dictator's got a new diet plan. It's called "The Despot's Detox." Apparently, it involves consuming nothing but the tears of his enemies and the crushed dreams of the working class.
March 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Your new normal is a non-stop spray-tanned used car salesman hocking his "Make America Grift Again" scheme while his sidekick, that soup-can-rocket-riding, brain-implant-addled parasitic twin yodels delusions in his ear. It's a goddamn circus.
March 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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She knocks this OUT OF THE PARK!
IHIP News: Trump Selling Teslas as Americans LOSE Their Life Savings
YouTube video by I've Had It
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March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"This regime's got all the latest features!" he claims, while his country's falling apart like a rust bucket.
March 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
He's pitching his "great nation" like a lemon on wheels. "Just needs a little TLC!" he says, while the tires are flat and the interior smells like old cheese. I'm selling "pre-owned" matchbooks with "invisible wisdom" more reliable than his "nation." #lemonnation
March 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
He's got a goddamn army of goose-stepping robots.
March 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
March 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Fun fact: Zelenskyy was the only man in the room without makeup on.
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM