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Vance Cortino
@vancecortino.bsky.social
Cat enthusiast, sci-fi enjoyer, Anarcho-spiritualist(ish), redneck, 2x cancer survivor. You’ll be ok, or you won’t. Prepare for both.
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Residents are chiding the council and mayor for saying they had no idea this facility was being bought by DHS. “It was your job to know,” said a speaker who called the council “failures.” Another said they wouldn’t be making these “we can’t do anything” excuses if it was a proposed homeless shelter.
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
No, we want them all lined up in front of a wall, from the most to least important member. And then the entirety of DHS dissolved and never to return. And you can go too.
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Abolition is the minimum starting point.
January 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
this planet is a fucking prison
May 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sky's out, thighs out, Denny.
May 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just had it about a month ago at age 37, and the nerve pain was insufferable for a week. Took almost two months for my hearing on that side to come back, too.
May 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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You are not in the marketplace of ideas you are the target of a counterinsurgency campaign. Any information, regardless of how benign it may seem to you, will be used by state agents to suppress and potentially incarcerate you or others.

Do Not Talk To Cops!
May 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I just made my wishes against this kind of thing known to my family in all caps in the event of me being the first to die
May 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Gotta get something like Rogue Fitness GI Silkies. Just enough leg material to cover ass cheek.
May 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
That drive home east away with blue skies in front of me and big, dark clouds behind me was just perfection
May 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Go drink bleach.
April 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. TRAINS! WE NEED TRAINS NOT JETSONS-ASS ROBOT-CAR DEATH MACHINES
April 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Just say you hate women, dork.
April 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nonsensical sentence, Bryan.
April 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM