had my first ever seizure while drying my hair and got 2nd (3rd?) degree burns from my hair dryer while flopping on the floor so now I’m hurting, housebound, and I can’t even eat any good snacks because I bit through my tongue while seizing! anyway! guess it’s time to finally start watching mash!!

had to go into work sick today

TRAGIC: adhd fixation on shin ramyun has ended after four wonderful years
HEARTWARMING: adhd fixation on samyang buldak begins as I now desire it for every meal of every day

person consuming media with a godlike omniscience over the narrative in which a character (who is not all-knowing) resides: WOW! what a moron! I, with my completed image of this world and understanding of tropes in fiction, would not have made this decision!

tried buldak ramen finally. added cheese and a little bit of honey on a recommendation. was very tasty but also had to keep stopping to let the heat subside before shoveling more noodles into my noodle receptacle. 8/10

me when I’m writing and find a way to include yet another man-as-animal metaphor

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

anyways. hold him like a burger

MURDERED FASCISTS MAKE 𝗡𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗘
I'D SHED YOUR 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗 TO FUCKING
𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗. -

“at conception” “large reproductive cell” “small reproductive cell” you absolute fucking morons. a monkey fingerpainting with its own shit could display a more accurate understanding of biology than you

love that stupid fucking executive order declaring that everyone in the us is a woman now. Sickkk

so. anyone else in this bitch neurodiverse as fuck about amc’s the terror (2018)?

deleted twitter years ago on account of the everything but I’m here now so yay yippee I get to yap again weeeeeee