Alistair Blackwood
@vampirelandlord.bsky.social
Fandomless Vampire/Multiverse Friendly/Mun is 35, Muse is 46/SFW only on TL. Lewd is earned in DMs with chem/Taboo=instant block!/Will not follow without an age in bio. Minors DNI, risk of dark themes.
//I was looking up People Are Strange on YouTube because it's stuck in my head! Wtf?!
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
//I was looking up People Are Strange on YouTube because it's stuck in my head! Wtf?!
//I wanted to balance it out with one last female Pokémon character. I thought of narrowing down the staff in SV academy but...I love them all...and picking Jessie after James feels obvious... So I'm going to finish off Pokémon with Professor Sonia! Smart, stubborn, trying her best.
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
//I wanted to balance it out with one last female Pokémon character. I thought of narrowing down the staff in SV academy but...I love them all...and picking Jessie after James feels obvious... So I'm going to finish off Pokémon with Professor Sonia! Smart, stubborn, trying her best.
//Forgive me for sticking with Pokémon, ironically PROTON'S like got this one, but it would be a crime for me to ignore my first anime crush, James. I blame him on me having a thing for men in skirt. Lol.
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
//Forgive me for sticking with Pokémon, ironically PROTON'S like got this one, but it would be a crime for me to ignore my first anime crush, James. I blame him on me having a thing for men in skirt. Lol.
//Female Pokémon crush! Elesa. If I was to pick a favorite type, it would be electric and when I finally got to play Black 2 in college I was all stary-eyed for the electric model with slightly geeky flair. And yes. I knew the moment I saw her that Lacey was her daughter. Lol.
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
//Female Pokémon crush! Elesa. If I was to pick a favorite type, it would be electric and when I finally got to play Black 2 in college I was all stary-eyed for the electric model with slightly geeky flair. And yes. I knew the moment I saw her that Lacey was her daughter. Lol.
//Okay! I know a lot of people that play SV don't need me to explain. Also, um...Larry's mun, I have reasons not to ship... Despite my love for an average man depicted just so very well and I just want to enjoy a peaceful picnic with him!
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
//Okay! I know a lot of people that play SV don't need me to explain. Also, um...Larry's mun, I have reasons not to ship... Despite my love for an average man depicted just so very well and I just want to enjoy a peaceful picnic with him!
//Can I get some love for a female warrior *gasps* with PRACTICAL armor! I also love that again she's so layered. Yes, she can be strict and stubborn but she's just afraid to be vulnerable. And they play into the cliche by having her secretly love it and read trashy novels about women like her.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
//Can I get some love for a female warrior *gasps* with PRACTICAL armor! I also love that again she's so layered. Yes, she can be strict and stubborn but she's just afraid to be vulnerable. And they play into the cliche by having her secretly love it and read trashy novels about women like her.
//First female crush that I can remember. I like nerdy girls... We don't talk about what they did to her recently! I like that unlike most "the nerd" characters, she's not always right. Even as an intelligent character, her knowledge isn't perfect. Makes her more interesting and realistic.
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
//First female crush that I can remember. I like nerdy girls... We don't talk about what they did to her recently! I like that unlike most "the nerd" characters, she's not always right. Even as an intelligent character, her knowledge isn't perfect. Makes her more interesting and realistic.
//I will note because the Sonic series can be weird with it, Vector is 20. So opposite side of my crush spectrum. He's greedy but still has a lot of heart and is very intelligent. The kind that tries to look tough but really cares.
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
//I will note because the Sonic series can be weird with it, Vector is 20. So opposite side of my crush spectrum. He's greedy but still has a lot of heart and is very intelligent. The kind that tries to look tough but really cares.
//Going to start with a game that some might not know. Meet Lyude from Baton Kratos. The man goes through it in the game! He works for the empire's army and joins you once he realizes they're the bad guys. He mentally suffers from the choice but sticks to his morals.
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
//Going to start with a game that some might not know. Meet Lyude from Baton Kratos. The man goes through it in the game! He works for the empire's army and joins you once he realizes they're the bad guys. He mentally suffers from the choice but sticks to his morals.
//Ah...I guess I should jump in. Guess time to be embarrassed.
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
//Ah...I guess I should jump in. Guess time to be embarrassed.
//How you know you're screwed. Lol.
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
//How you know you're screwed. Lol.
"Hm...maybe this? Braided wig feels more comfortable. I do feel very regal like this."
October 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Hm...maybe this? Braided wig feels more comfortable. I do feel very regal like this."
//Excuse me? Ex-fucking-cuse me?! YouTube?! We need to talk because I thought you were scared of video game nudity "to be ad friendly" but you allowed this ad! That's a censor bar! That means her chest is out!
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
//Excuse me? Ex-fucking-cuse me?! YouTube?! We need to talk because I thought you were scared of video game nudity "to be ad friendly" but you allowed this ad! That's a censor bar! That means her chest is out!
//Stolen. Also hush. I tried to not cursh him in there. XD
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
//Stolen. Also hush. I tried to not cursh him in there. XD
//Whelp. That was a weird glitch. I almost had a heart attack! It was only 1. lol.
October 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
//Whelp. That was a weird glitch. I almost had a heart attack! It was only 1. lol.
//Been a while since I stole. Lol.
October 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
//Been a while since I stole. Lol.
#MVRParty
He had it! An idea for his costume. Leaning into the lesser known part of him: a farmer. A creepy one that looks like he's going to kill you, of course.
He had it! An idea for his costume. Leaning into the lesser known part of him: a farmer. A creepy one that looks like he's going to kill you, of course.
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
#MVRParty
He had it! An idea for his costume. Leaning into the lesser known part of him: a farmer. A creepy one that looks like he's going to kill you, of course.
He had it! An idea for his costume. Leaning into the lesser known part of him: a farmer. A creepy one that looks like he's going to kill you, of course.
// @anthr0p0phagite.bsky.social
I got a website to make fun shitposts with. I'm having too much fun with it...
I got a website to make fun shitposts with. I'm having too much fun with it...
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
// @anthr0p0phagite.bsky.social
I got a website to make fun shitposts with. I'm having too much fun with it...
I got a website to make fun shitposts with. I'm having too much fun with it...
//You caused this, Silver.
September 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
//You caused this, Silver.
"Alright... I just know someone is going to fluster me..."
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Alright... I just know someone is going to fluster me..."
//Here we go again. I'm glad I paid attention this time. Guys! It's the animal p*do! I blocked right after getting the screenshot.
September 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
//Here we go again. I'm glad I paid attention this time. Guys! It's the animal p*do! I blocked right after getting the screenshot.
//I was looking up Asain dragon statues! What is this?! XD
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
//I was looking up Asain dragon statues! What is this?! XD
"It's a water type. Sadly hard to get. Has to be traded."
He carefully pulled out his phone to get a picture and show her.
He carefully pulled out his phone to get a picture and show her.
September 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"It's a water type. Sadly hard to get. Has to be traded."
He carefully pulled out his phone to get a picture and show her.
He carefully pulled out his phone to get a picture and show her.
#Charonsobolo
Deep breaths. Just meeting your boyfriend's divine family at a big party. He decides to replace his usual red with blue for the occasion. The vampire even was going without his red wig, showing his true shaggy, brown hair.
Deep breaths. Just meeting your boyfriend's divine family at a big party. He decides to replace his usual red with blue for the occasion. The vampire even was going without his red wig, showing his true shaggy, brown hair.
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#Charonsobolo
Deep breaths. Just meeting your boyfriend's divine family at a big party. He decides to replace his usual red with blue for the occasion. The vampire even was going without his red wig, showing his true shaggy, brown hair.
Deep breaths. Just meeting your boyfriend's divine family at a big party. He decides to replace his usual red with blue for the occasion. The vampire even was going without his red wig, showing his true shaggy, brown hair.