Alistair Blackwood
@vampirelandlord.bsky.social
Fandomless Vampire/Multiverse Friendly/Mun is 35, Muse is 46/SFW only on TL. Lewd is earned in DMs with chem/Taboo=instant block!/Will not follow without an age in bio. Minors DNI, risk of dark themes.
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Name: Alistair Blackwood (John Davis)
Age: 240 (24)
Occupation: Landlord
Basics: Young vampire who's very insecure about being young and feeling average so tells people he's much older. Yes, he's very opened to his tenants that he's a vampire.
Age: 240 (24)
Occupation: Landlord
Basics: Young vampire who's very insecure about being young and feeling average so tells people he's much older. Yes, he's very opened to his tenants that he's a vampire.
He smiled, deeply returning the kiss.
Tomio gave a weak smile and moved to pull Alistair down for a quick kiss.
“Which is all I can ask for…”
“Which is all I can ask for…”
"Noted for the future."
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
He smiled, deeply returning the kiss.
"Noted for the future."
“It’s— ah, probably for the best… I’m never very good with surprises, anyways.”
"I just wanted to make sure you weren't thinking I would think you enjoy it. I'll go a little less...multiverse with surprises from now on."
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Noted for the future."
"I just wanted to make sure you weren't thinking I would think you enjoy it. I'll go a little less...multiverse with surprises from now on."
“Urk—.”
Oh, Tomio definitely fucked up somewhere along the way.
“No, nononono— it’s a nice gesture, 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮. I really do appreciate it. It’s sweet of you. Don’t worry, okay?”
Oh, Tomio definitely fucked up somewhere along the way.
“No, nononono— it’s a nice gesture, 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮. I really do appreciate it. It’s sweet of you. Don’t worry, okay?”
"I wasn't suggesting you do, dearest... It was knowing you might be able to keep it down and actually enjoy it. I...I'm sorry..."
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"I just wanted to make sure you weren't thinking I would think you enjoy it. I'll go a little less...multiverse with surprises from now on."
"I wasn't suggesting you do, dearest... It was knowing you might be able to keep it down and actually enjoy it. I...I'm sorry..."
“I think it was forgotten that eating people isn’t something I get any sense of enjoyment from… Especially in my day form.” he gave an awkward looking smile.
“…Though, maybe not never again. It’s nice to at least be able to eat something that looks and tastes normal, even if it’s not.”
“…Though, maybe not never again. It’s nice to at least be able to eat something that looks and tastes normal, even if it’s not.”
"...Noted. Tested and never again."
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"I wasn't suggesting you do, dearest... It was knowing you might be able to keep it down and actually enjoy it. I...I'm sorry..."
"...Noted. Tested and never again."
“Well— I’m going to choose to ignore it was human for my own sanity.” he laughed, a weak grin on his face. “I do appreciate it, though.”
"...It is difficult to...really explain without experiencing it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"...Noted. Tested and never again."
"...It is difficult to...really explain without experiencing it."
“I guess that makes sense. It’s just hard to wrap my head around…”
"It's probably because it's one of those multiverses that are dream like. Forged from imagination. Their world is kind of like a dream fae. Like....it's safe to eat. But people wouldn't indulge if it didn't still taste sweet."
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"...It is difficult to...really explain without experiencing it."
"It's probably because it's one of those multiverses that are dream like. Forged from imagination. Their world is kind of like a dream fae. Like....it's safe to eat. But people wouldn't indulge if it didn't still taste sweet."
“I feel like if you told me before eating it, I probably would’ve only been able to taste human… I’m surprised you can’t.”
Though, it definitely would’ve been all in his mind if he had told him.
Though, it definitely would’ve been all in his mind if he had told him.
"...As promised, it takes like normal red velvet cake."
Honestly, he didn't even think about Tomio offering to share. To have to try this but it was safe for him.
Honestly, he didn't even think about Tomio offering to share. To have to try this but it was safe for him.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"It's probably because it's one of those multiverses that are dream like. Forged from imagination. Their world is kind of like a dream fae. Like....it's safe to eat. But people wouldn't indulge if it didn't still taste sweet."
"...As promised, it takes like normal red velvet cake."
Honestly, he didn't even think about Tomio offering to share. To have to try this but it was safe for him.
Honestly, he didn't even think about Tomio offering to share. To have to try this but it was safe for him.
“…Is it good?” he can’t help but to laugh as he raised a brow. Seeing Alistair willingly eat human meat was definitely an experience he didn’t think he’d ever see.
“Though… It’s sweet that you went out of your way for something that won’t make me sick.”
“Though… It’s sweet that you went out of your way for something that won’t make me sick.”
"I will"
He takes a bite of his share as if to show he will be fine.
He takes a bite of his share as if to show he will be fine.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
"...As promised, it takes like normal red velvet cake."
Honestly, he didn't even think about Tomio offering to share. To have to try this but it was safe for him.
Honestly, he didn't even think about Tomio offering to share. To have to try this but it was safe for him.
"I will"
He takes a bite of his share as if to show he will be fine.
He takes a bite of his share as if to show he will be fine.
Tomio seemed to relax a little at that.
“Right… I just— I worry.” he let out a strained laugh. “But… You’ll be fine…” he repeated in an attempt to reassure himself.
“Right… I just— I worry.” he let out a strained laugh. “But… You’ll be fine…” he repeated in an attempt to reassure himself.
Alistair leaned in, kissing him softly.
"I'll be fine. I promise. No one was killed for this... Just a sweet experiment for what could be a rare, special treat for you if you don't get sick."
"I'll be fine. I promise. No one was killed for this... Just a sweet experiment for what could be a rare, special treat for you if you don't get sick."
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"I will"
He takes a bite of his share as if to show he will be fine.
He takes a bite of his share as if to show he will be fine.
Alistair leaned in, kissing him softly.
"I'll be fine. I promise. No one was killed for this... Just a sweet experiment for what could be a rare, special treat for you if you don't get sick."
"I'll be fine. I promise. No one was killed for this... Just a sweet experiment for what could be a rare, special treat for you if you don't get sick."
“Mmmgh—.”
He ran a hand through his hair, his lips pressed into a fine line.
Alistair definitely had a point. No use worrying about something that’s technically already happened, but—
“𝙄 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨...." he forced out. “But, if you end up dying, you’ll just get cursed again… Ugh. I mean, I guess +
He ran a hand through his hair, his lips pressed into a fine line.
Alistair definitely had a point. No use worrying about something that’s technically already happened, but—
“𝙄 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨...." he forced out. “But, if you end up dying, you’ll just get cursed again… Ugh. I mean, I guess +
"It happens sometimes...I did tell you that. I should be fine as long as I don't make a habit of it."
He gave a weak smile.
"I'm already cursed, dearest."
He gave a weak smile.
"I'm already cursed, dearest."
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Alistair leaned in, kissing him softly.
"I'll be fine. I promise. No one was killed for this... Just a sweet experiment for what could be a rare, special treat for you if you don't get sick."
"I'll be fine. I promise. No one was killed for this... Just a sweet experiment for what could be a rare, special treat for you if you don't get sick."
"It happens sometimes...I did tell you that. I should be fine as long as I don't make a habit of it."
He gave a weak smile.
"I'm already cursed, dearest."
He gave a weak smile.
"I'm already cursed, dearest."
“I—.”
Oh, he definitely isn’t sure how to feel. One hand, he’s immensely thankful that he wont get sick… Though, the other hand is horrified of that universe having such a thing.
“…Wait.”
His face paled.
“Are you even comfortable with eating the half if it’s human, then? Oh, god— will+
Oh, he definitely isn’t sure how to feel. One hand, he’s immensely thankful that he wont get sick… Though, the other hand is horrified of that universe having such a thing.
“…Wait.”
His face paled.
“Are you even comfortable with eating the half if it’s human, then? Oh, god— will+
"...And it should be human. Just not a human killed for the meat."
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"It happens sometimes...I did tell you that. I should be fine as long as I don't make a habit of it."
He gave a weak smile.
"I'm already cursed, dearest."
He gave a weak smile.
"I'm already cursed, dearest."
"...And it should be human. Just not a human killed for the meat."
“I guess we’ll see if it does or not. I hope not, but… Well, you know my whole issue with my curse. Anything that’s not human makes me sick.”
"Honestly, my hope in grabbing it was it wouldn't... Weirdcore is...well...weird like that."
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"...And it should be human. Just not a human killed for the meat."
//It's like...you wouldn't be able to see the DM if it was suspended. XD
// does it look like I was born yesterday?
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
//It's like...you wouldn't be able to see the DM if it was suspended. XD
"Honestly, my hope in grabbing it was it wouldn't... Weirdcore is...well...weird like that."
“Yeah, it’s definitely a surprise. For a second, when you said 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙩, I wondered if it would’ve still made me sick or not. But I guess it probably still will.”
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
if someone handed me a meat cupcake i would fight them. tomio’s stronger than me /j
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
if someone handed me a meat cupcake i would fight them. tomio’s stronger than me /j
"It...was intended to be a surprise, to be fair..."
//And not the mun suddenly remembering that was a thing and thought it would be funny.
//And not the mun suddenly remembering that was a thing and thought it would be funny.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"Honestly, my hope in grabbing it was it wouldn't... Weirdcore is...well...weird like that."
"It...was intended to be a surprise, to be fair..."
//And not the mun suddenly remembering that was a thing and thought it would be funny.
//And not the mun suddenly remembering that was a thing and thought it would be funny.
“Technically you can get ethically sourced human meat, but that’s not my point —. …I think? I don’t know what my point is, actually. Um. Hm. Never mind. I just hadn’t expected it…”
"...Did I...make a...no one is murdered for it if that's your concern, dearest! I know how you feel about that..."
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"It...was intended to be a surprise, to be fair..."
//And not the mun suddenly remembering that was a thing and thought it would be funny.
//And not the mun suddenly remembering that was a thing and thought it would be funny.
"...Did I...make a...no one is murdered for it if that's your concern, dearest! I know how you feel about that..."
“Made of— 𝙝𝙪𝙝?"
That’s a horrifying concept to think about. He isn’t sure how to feel about it now having eaten it.
“…It… Hm. What 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 of meat are we talking about here…?” he seemed a bit concerned.
That’s a horrifying concept to think about. He isn’t sure how to feel about it now having eaten it.
“…It… Hm. What 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 of meat are we talking about here…?” he seemed a bit concerned.
"Exactly as it should. Despite being made of meat. Weird Weirdcore is so fascinating a thing. Nightmares made whimsical. I should take you to one sometime..."
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"...Did I...make a...no one is murdered for it if that's your concern, dearest! I know how you feel about that..."
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i loved you as icarus loved the sun — too close, too much.
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i loved you as icarus loved the sun — too close, too much.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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"Exactly as it should. Despite being made of meat. Weird Weirdcore is so fascinating a thing. Nightmares made whimsical. I should take you to one sometime..."
“Weirdcore?” he repeated, raising a brow. “I’ve never heard of it before. Though, at least wherever you got it from wasn’t too obscure. It tastes like any other red velvet thing I’ve had…. Meaning it’s good.”
He chuckled softly.
"Hope you like it. And...I might have done some multiverse hopping for it... Ever hear of things like weirdcore? Some of those universes have sweet cakes made from...suspicious ingredients."
"Hope you like it. And...I might have done some multiverse hopping for it... Ever hear of things like weirdcore? Some of those universes have sweet cakes made from...suspicious ingredients."
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"Exactly as it should. Despite being made of meat. Weird Weirdcore is so fascinating a thing. Nightmares made whimsical. I should take you to one sometime..."
He chuckled softly.
"Hope you like it. And...I might have done some multiverse hopping for it... Ever hear of things like weirdcore? Some of those universes have sweet cakes made from...suspicious ingredients."
"Hope you like it. And...I might have done some multiverse hopping for it... Ever hear of things like weirdcore? Some of those universes have sweet cakes made from...suspicious ingredients."
“Not as lucky as I am, though.” he wagged a finger mockingly.
He’s debating on if he really wants to deal with a stomachache right now…
Aah, well, it 𝙬𝙖𝙨 from Alistair…
He lifted up his piece to take a bite out of.
He’s debating on if he really wants to deal with a stomachache right now…
Aah, well, it 𝙬𝙖𝙨 from Alistair…
He lifted up his piece to take a bite out of.
"...I'm so damn lucky to have you, Tomio~."
He couldn't help a bright grin, so in love.
He couldn't help a bright grin, so in love.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
He chuckled softly.
"Hope you like it. And...I might have done some multiverse hopping for it... Ever hear of things like weirdcore? Some of those universes have sweet cakes made from...suspicious ingredients."
"Hope you like it. And...I might have done some multiverse hopping for it... Ever hear of things like weirdcore? Some of those universes have sweet cakes made from...suspicious ingredients."
"...I'm so damn lucky to have you, Tomio~."
He couldn't help a bright grin, so in love.
He couldn't help a bright grin, so in love.
“Sweet like the cupcake?” he laughed.
He moved to blow out the candle so it wouldn’t be left burning.
“I don’t need to make a wish. I already have you.”
He moved to blow out the candle so it wouldn’t be left burning.
“I don’t need to make a wish. I already have you.”
"It's still very sweet to hear...truly..."
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
"...I'm so damn lucky to have you, Tomio~."
He couldn't help a bright grin, so in love.
He couldn't help a bright grin, so in love.
"It's still very sweet to hear...truly..."
Tomio snickered at that.
“What? It’s true.”
“What? It’s true.”
...Damn it. He'd been trying to be sweet and suave but Tomio had gotten him with that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"It's still very sweet to hear...truly..."
...Damn it. He'd been trying to be sweet and suave but Tomio had gotten him with that.
“You make every night special just by being by my side.” he smiled softly.
"Here is hoping~. I want to make this night very special for you, my dearest Tomio~."
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
...Damn it. He'd been trying to be sweet and suave but Tomio had gotten him with that.
"Here is hoping~. I want to make this night very special for you, my dearest Tomio~."
“So an eventful time, huh? Ha… I definitely look forward to it all.”
"That's up to you tonight, dearest~. I might be quite hungry today... Might be a lot of fire and fangs for you tonight~."
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"Here is hoping~. I want to make this night very special for you, my dearest Tomio~."
"That's up to you tonight, dearest~. I might be quite hungry today... Might be a lot of fire and fangs for you tonight~."
“You make me want to save the cupcake for later, honestly.” he grinned weakly, serrated teeth flashing through.
He couldn't help a chuckle, smirking.
"Reason I used a match... Thought. Might get some fun out of it for you."
"Reason I used a match... Thought. Might get some fun out of it for you."
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"That's up to you tonight, dearest~. I might be quite hungry today... Might be a lot of fire and fangs for you tonight~."