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Vampire Cadet
@vampirecadet.bsky.social
Burlesque performer, cosplay model,
gamer and 3D printing nerd.

https://linktr.ee/Vampirecadet
Re-watching all the Witchers before I get into series 4!! Geralt’s armour in series 2 giving me a lady boner ngl 🥵😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Shrooms
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Donald Slump
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hear me out ….
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Finished Atomfall but was a bit underwhelmed with my ending (I started off following the voice on the phone but then ended up following Soldier Boy Sims instead). I got out of the zone but it was just a bit meh! I think it was supposed to be tho as it was a neutral path 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Fucking get in!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The hour grows late… the younglings retreat… and I dine upon the spoils of war…
(Basically I’m eating leftover Halloween candy)
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why did bro turn into Jigsaw when she gave a rational answer? 😂 But ok, I’ll play his game…. I step out of my burning vehicle and shoot the man. The bear will be spooked by the gunshot and run away. I’ll then have a nice lil walk into town, stop at a diner, have a burger and then steal another car
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
On a local FB page 😂😂
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I hope I’ve got enough candy for all the little trick or treat beasties tonight. #HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My latest 3D sculpt on nomad. Printed this out only 5cm tall on an FDM and it’s still pretty clean. Noice!!
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I blocked it out in my calendar weeks ago…. Just in case you wondered how far my mental health has declined …..
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
With Hamberders and cofveve??
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Tbh a lot of us use male sounding handles so we can play in peace without harassment so there’s probably even more of us than you think - we just know how to be invisible when we want. WE’RE ALL AROUND YOOOOOU, RUINING YOUR GAMES BY MINDING OUR DAMN BUSINESS! WooOOOooOoo 👻
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Drinking a bottle of vodka while cooking a cottage pie.

What am I?

A) Depressed
B) Russian Sleeper agent
C) Both
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good morning you magnificent bastards!!! Sautéed roast dinner leftovers on toasted tiger bread with a fried egg on top for lunch??
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Went to bed listening to “boring history for sleep” last night. And aside from the weird Hans Landa dream I woke up knowing all about Victorian Housewives substance abuse (Laudanum) and its effects on child mortality rates. Tonight I will be listening to this one. Night world.
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The night sky has changed forever. Every single one of these fucking things is a starlink. I hate it.
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Back from the cinema, still have 60g of my protein goal left to hit sooooo late night deconstructed Big Mac salad it is then 😂
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I remember when you were just a baby. 🥹
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So I did this sexy lil Dracula thing and now I’m drinking a Salem Sour on the rocks at a tavern with a “haunted piano” that plays itself. It’s been a good day! 😄
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This big bish. #LondonEye
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My beautiful London in rain as always. I ❤️ 🇬🇧
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM