Vampire Cadet
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I watched so much Witcher before bed that of course I dreamt about it. Was hoping for a filthy Geralt dream but instead I dreamt I saved him from something, got the ick and then rode off again. WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAN? 😭
a knight in armor is walking down the street with a turkey in the background
ALT: a knight in armor is walking down the street with a turkey in the background
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November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I watched so much Witcher before bed that of course I dreamt about it. Was hoping for a filthy Geralt dream but instead I dreamt I saved him from something, got the ick and then rode off again. WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAN? 😭
Re-watching all the Witchers before I get into series 4!! Geralt’s armour in series 2 giving me a lady boner ngl 🥵😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Re-watching all the Witchers before I get into series 4!! Geralt’s armour in series 2 giving me a lady boner ngl 🥵😂
WHY CAN’T I STOP PLAYING IT THO?
Ok after a day of playing Elden Ring here’s my take. Don’t get butthurt please, this is just my opinion….
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
WHY CAN’T I STOP PLAYING IT THO?
Ok after a day of playing Elden Ring here’s my take. Don’t get butthurt please, this is just my opinion….
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ok after a day of playing Elden Ring here’s my take. Don’t get butthurt please, this is just my opinion….
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
Elden Ring is fucking funny. I chose to be a “wretch” … all I have is a loin cloth and a club and I’m getting my arse kicked left right and centre 😂😂😂
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Elden Ring is fucking funny. I chose to be a “wretch” … all I have is a loin cloth and a club and I’m getting my arse kicked left right and centre 😂😂😂
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Reading Elden Ring reviews:
“This game ruined my life and I have no one to talk to. 10/10”….
*installs game*
“This game ruined my life and I have no one to talk to. 10/10”….
*installs game*
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reading Elden Ring reviews:
“This game ruined my life and I have no one to talk to. 10/10”….
*installs game*
“This game ruined my life and I have no one to talk to. 10/10”….
*installs game*
Finished Atomfall but was a bit underwhelmed with my ending (I started off following the voice on the phone but then ended up following Soldier Boy Sims instead). I got out of the zone but it was just a bit meh! I think it was supposed to be tho as it was a neutral path 🤷🏽♀️
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Finished Atomfall but was a bit underwhelmed with my ending (I started off following the voice on the phone but then ended up following Soldier Boy Sims instead). I got out of the zone but it was just a bit meh! I think it was supposed to be tho as it was a neutral path 🤷🏽♀️
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He would have preferred the key to the women’s changing rooms but this will do.
Miami Mayor Francis Suarez presented Donald Trump with a golden key to the city during the America Business Forum.
Miami Mayor Francis Suarez Gives Donald Trump a Golden Key to the City
Miami Mayor Francis Suarez presented Donald Trump with a golden key to the city during the America Business Forum.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
He would have preferred the key to the women’s changing rooms but this will do.
So that’s what happens when Elon Musk doesn’t interfere with elections. Interesting eh?
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So that’s what happens when Elon Musk doesn’t interfere with elections. Interesting eh?
Poor ol President Demetia is having a right mare eh? 😂
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Poor ol President Demetia is having a right mare eh? 😂
DnD sesh last night. One of my players summoned their pet rabbit to check out a cavern… perception check failed so I had a goblin kill it and cook it. 😂 Later in the game I had the same player loot a dead goblins corpse and find ….. their familiar’s bloodied rabbit foot on a keyring. 😈
a man wearing a shirt that says evil on laugh is laughing
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November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
DnD sesh last night. One of my players summoned their pet rabbit to check out a cavern… perception check failed so I had a goblin kill it and cook it. 😂 Later in the game I had the same player loot a dead goblins corpse and find ….. their familiar’s bloodied rabbit foot on a keyring. 😈
Fucking get in!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Fucking get in!!!!!!!!
The hour grows late… the younglings retreat… and I dine upon the spoils of war…
(Basically I’m eating leftover Halloween candy)
(Basically I’m eating leftover Halloween candy)
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The hour grows late… the younglings retreat… and I dine upon the spoils of war…
(Basically I’m eating leftover Halloween candy)
(Basically I’m eating leftover Halloween candy)
Why did bro turn into Jigsaw when she gave a rational answer? 😂 But ok, I’ll play his game…. I step out of my burning vehicle and shoot the man. The bear will be spooked by the gunshot and run away. I’ll then have a nice lil walk into town, stop at a diner, have a burger and then steal another car
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Why did bro turn into Jigsaw when she gave a rational answer? 😂 But ok, I’ll play his game…. I step out of my burning vehicle and shoot the man. The bear will be spooked by the gunshot and run away. I’ll then have a nice lil walk into town, stop at a diner, have a burger and then steal another car
I’m off to bed but I’m going to leave you with a terrifying 2 sentence horror story for your Halloween. You ready?…
Hello baby reindeer.
Sent from my iPhone.
Hello baby reindeer.
Sent from my iPhone.
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m off to bed but I’m going to leave you with a terrifying 2 sentence horror story for your Halloween. You ready?…
Hello baby reindeer.
Sent from my iPhone.
Hello baby reindeer.
Sent from my iPhone.
She even wore leather pants to remind him of a sofa. Awww ❤️
Happiest widow ever!
Erika is wearing the traditional skin-tight black leather mourning pants.
Erika Kirk with JD Vance at Ole Miss for the kickoff of her Turning Point Tour.
Erika is wearing the traditional skin-tight black leather mourning pants.
Erika Kirk with JD Vance at Ole Miss for the kickoff of her Turning Point Tour.
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
She even wore leather pants to remind him of a sofa. Awww ❤️
On a local FB page 😂😂
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
On a local FB page 😂😂
I hope I’ve got enough candy for all the little trick or treat beasties tonight. #HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I hope I’ve got enough candy for all the little trick or treat beasties tonight. #HappyHalloween
Well, everyone’s gonna be masked up that night, so I expect to see ICE having their asses handed to them by all my fave horror movie characters… don’t let me down!
Parents should watch their kids and everyone trick n trick in large groups during the day this year
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Well, everyone’s gonna be masked up that night, so I expect to see ICE having their asses handed to them by all my fave horror movie characters… don’t let me down!
You ever wake up, think about the day ahead and suddenly your breathing goes from automatic to manual?
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
You ever wake up, think about the day ahead and suddenly your breathing goes from automatic to manual?