Val 🌋
@valvolcano.bsky.social
Busy kama'āina working in the Midwest and planning his escape. I post things that bring me joy. Best stat: resiliency ⚔️ Worst stat: knowing when to stop talking 💀
👣 Remove shoes at entrance
🤙🏼 Be Pono
👣 Remove shoes at entrance
🤙🏼 Be Pono
First snow of winter, which means... Snow Tube!! ❄️🐺❄️
No one really knows the rules but that's fine
No one really knows the rules but that's fine
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
First snow of winter, which means... Snow Tube!! ❄️🐺❄️
No one really knows the rules but that's fine
No one really knows the rules but that's fine
I decided on a whim to see if dark and white turkey meat can be given the butter chicken treatment and well, friends, this is The Way 🦃🍗
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I decided on a whim to see if dark and white turkey meat can be given the butter chicken treatment and well, friends, this is The Way 🦃🍗
The "holiday" portion of Thanksgiving should be the biggest. Followed by belly rubs ofc
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The "holiday" portion of Thanksgiving should be the biggest. Followed by belly rubs ofc
[Isolated pockets of abandoned holiday snack foods start appearing in the office]
Me:
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
[Isolated pockets of abandoned holiday snack foods start appearing in the office]
Me:
Me:
Eat a slice of this every day to ward off the Babayaga or her equally dangerous turkey-based cousin, the Agayabab
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Eat a slice of this every day to ward off the Babayaga or her equally dangerous turkey-based cousin, the Agayabab
I gaze upon the instrument of my destruction
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I gaze upon the instrument of my destruction
"Don't know how to use a traffic round? Then YOU must go into THUNDERDOME!"
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Don't know how to use a traffic round? Then YOU must go into THUNDERDOME!"
Can't be soon enough. My wolf and I want to go hooooome already 🏡
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Can't be soon enough. My wolf and I want to go hooooome already 🏡
I don't often sing the praises of the Midwest. But one of them, absolutely fo' sure, is a bona fide spoopy Halloween with appropriately mutilated pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don't often sing the praises of the Midwest. But one of them, absolutely fo' sure, is a bona fide spoopy Halloween with appropriately mutilated pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃
Who needs AI when you have one of.... uh, one of these?
Stolen with love from @redwolf.bsky.social 📸💕
Stolen with love from @redwolf.bsky.social 📸💕
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Who needs AI when you have one of.... uh, one of these?
Stolen with love from @redwolf.bsky.social 📸💕
Stolen with love from @redwolf.bsky.social 📸💕
I completed the 95 mile "White Wolf" #Witcher #TheConquerorChallenges walking challenge in just a few weeks. Behold my medal, which I shall wear to the next high society function or Skellige drinking bash. Seriously, it weighs a ton and, properly swung, could take out a monster or two
October 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I completed the 95 mile "White Wolf" #Witcher #TheConquerorChallenges walking challenge in just a few weeks. Behold my medal, which I shall wear to the next high society function or Skellige drinking bash. Seriously, it weighs a ton and, properly swung, could take out a monster or two
Foodland #Hawaii style hamburger steak 🥩 with browned onion gravy! 🧅 Any recipe that asks for Stove Top stuffing in place of regular bread crumbs gets my automatic RESPECT 💪🏼
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Foodland #Hawaii style hamburger steak 🥩 with browned onion gravy! 🧅 Any recipe that asks for Stove Top stuffing in place of regular bread crumbs gets my automatic RESPECT 💪🏼
(Dying from being on feet all day) L..... lasa..nga.. de... Fami.. lia.... Uggghhhh 💀
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
(Dying from being on feet all day) L..... lasa..nga.. de... Fami.. lia.... Uggghhhh 💀
You HAVE to say it the loudest, worst, most Super Mario accent possible, preferably while gesticulating wildly:
LASAGNA DE FAMILIA! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
LASAGNA DE FAMILIA! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You HAVE to say it the loudest, worst, most Super Mario accent possible, preferably while gesticulating wildly:
LASAGNA DE FAMILIA! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
LASAGNA DE FAMILIA! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Meanwhile, all kinds of WEIRDOS are coming to check out the nasty old couch
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Meanwhile, all kinds of WEIRDOS are coming to check out the nasty old couch
The new couch hasn't even been in the house 30 minutes but it already has a dedicated guardian ⚔️
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The new couch hasn't even been in the house 30 minutes but it already has a dedicated guardian ⚔️
What's the best one liner in movie history?
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's the best one liner in movie history?
The quality of some K-cup coffees has steadily improved while my sense of taste has declined from years of hot pepper abuse. We can now meet in the middle! 🎉 Now I can quit lugging a thermos to the office--the very one that likes to pee in my lunch bag even after I check the seal
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The quality of some K-cup coffees has steadily improved while my sense of taste has declined from years of hot pepper abuse. We can now meet in the middle! 🎉 Now I can quit lugging a thermos to the office--the very one that likes to pee in my lunch bag even after I check the seal
My first of three #Witcher themed walking challenges nears its end! Today's tidbit is a postcard featuring some of tht best witch characters ever written #TheConquerorChallenges
October 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My first of three #Witcher themed walking challenges nears its end! Today's tidbit is a postcard featuring some of tht best witch characters ever written #TheConquerorChallenges
For those in need of husky content, here is Harley, a teeny tiny and sweet tempered cross between a Siberian and Shiba Inu. She gets walked across from my work every morning 👍🏼
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
For those in need of husky content, here is Harley, a teeny tiny and sweet tempered cross between a Siberian and Shiba Inu. She gets walked across from my work every morning 👍🏼
Were he ever to grace my household with his presence, I would offer him these to sit upon
October 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Were he ever to grace my household with his presence, I would offer him these to sit upon
There were many amazing sights at the alternative furniture store today, but Benjamin Franklin enjoying a huge blunt will be with me always 🏆
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There were many amazing sights at the alternative furniture store today, but Benjamin Franklin enjoying a huge blunt will be with me always 🏆