ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀)
@valskiddo.bsky.social
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⠀ “𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫”(@Youngestshostakov.bsky.social 💕)
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[MDNI 21+ Admin PARODY ACCOUNT]
⠀ “𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫”(@Youngestshostakov.bsky.social 💕)
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[MDNI 21+ Admin PARODY ACCOUNT]
❝ 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥.❞
Matteo Ross, Son of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine and Everett Ross, only child, eighteen years old, lives with his mother + New avengers, taken by @youngestshostakov.bsky.social
Matteo Ross, Son of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine and Everett Ross, only child, eighteen years old, lives with his mother + New avengers, taken by @youngestshostakov.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
❝ 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥.❞
Matteo Ross, Son of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine and Everett Ross, only child, eighteen years old, lives with his mother + New avengers, taken by @youngestshostakov.bsky.social
Matteo Ross, Son of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine and Everett Ross, only child, eighteen years old, lives with his mother + New avengers, taken by @youngestshostakov.bsky.social