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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀)
@valskiddo.bsky.social

⠀ “𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫”(@Youngestshostakov.bsky.social 💕)



[MDNI 21+ Admin PARODY ACCOUNT]
Pinned
❝ 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥.❞

Matteo Ross, Son of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine and Everett Ross, only child, eighteen years old, lives with his mother + New avengers, taken by @youngestshostakov.bsky.social
Reposted by ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀)
Marvel OC, Only biological daughter of Alexei Shostakov and adopted daughter of Melina.
Younger sister of Natasha and Yelena. Biological Mother is unknown.

Writer is an adult, only writes with other adults.
Literate and Descriptive.
UK based timezone.
Happily shipped with @valskiddo.bsky.social.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀)
Back off before I ⠀ ( ⠀ portal⠀)⠀
you into the Pacific Ocean. ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ☠︎︎ .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

Writer — MDNI —⠀ 𝟮𝟭+
Marvel’s Felicia Hardy / Black Cat
Literate and Descriptive
Shipped with @foundinvault.bsky.social
Face claimant: Felicity Jones
Penned by #Alter
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@youngestshostakov.bsky.social

Matteo’s been spending most of the morning in the kitchen of the tower since the new avengers are currently out on a mission and his mother off on some conference.

He’s soon knocking on Katerina’s door holding up a snack board. “Hey! Mind if I join you for a movie?”
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
❝ 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥.❞

Matteo Ross, Son of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine and Everett Ross, only child, eighteen years old, lives with his mother + New avengers, taken by @youngestshostakov.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM