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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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To be fair, some of the bad redactions provided a lot of (unexpected) transparency.
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
To be fair, some of the bad redactions provided a lot of (unexpected) transparency.
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death http://theonion.com/man-who-bumped-tesla-while-parallel-parking-sentenced-to-death/
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death http://theonion.com/man-who-bumped-tesla-while-parallel-parking-sentenced-to-death/
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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel https://theonion.com/orlando-bloom-spotted-at-dinner-with-angela-merkel/
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel https://theonion.com/orlando-bloom-spotted-at-dinner-with-angela-merkel/
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If Ukrainians don’t fight for Ukraine, they will be fighting for a Russia against Europe. All fighting age males will be forcibly conscripted regardless, like Putin has done in the occupied territories.
This is in fact, a War Crime
This is in fact, a War Crime
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
If Ukrainians don’t fight for Ukraine, they will be fighting for a Russia against Europe. All fighting age males will be forcibly conscripted regardless, like Putin has done in the occupied territories.
This is in fact, a War Crime
This is in fact, a War Crime
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
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November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
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"now"
open up your eyes, gringo
open up your eyes, gringo
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"now"
open up your eyes, gringo
open up your eyes, gringo
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
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November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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Trump’s White House Renovations By The Numbers https://theonion.com/trumps-white-house-renovations-by-the-numbers/
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump’s White House Renovations By The Numbers https://theonion.com/trumps-white-house-renovations-by-the-numbers/
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Interesting that Marco Rubio used to post a Bible verse every morning for many years but stopped doing that as soon as he started working in the Trump admin. Probably worried about getting struck by lightning.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Interesting that Marco Rubio used to post a Bible verse every morning for many years but stopped doing that as soon as he started working in the Trump admin. Probably worried about getting struck by lightning.
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
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Bolton gets no sympathy from me.
I want Bolton in prison.
Bolton is a lifelong REPUBLICAN asshole.
fyi..
• Internationally -- US is drowning in lies and toxic hypocrisy.
• China built most modern civilization in history while US went from Nixon to Trump.
• Dear USA, It's over.
I want Bolton in prison.
Bolton is a lifelong REPUBLICAN asshole.
fyi..
• Internationally -- US is drowning in lies and toxic hypocrisy.
• China built most modern civilization in history while US went from Nixon to Trump.
• Dear USA, It's over.
October 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bolton gets no sympathy from me.
I want Bolton in prison.
Bolton is a lifelong REPUBLICAN asshole.
fyi..
• Internationally -- US is drowning in lies and toxic hypocrisy.
• China built most modern civilization in history while US went from Nixon to Trump.
• Dear USA, It's over.
I want Bolton in prison.
Bolton is a lifelong REPUBLICAN asshole.
fyi..
• Internationally -- US is drowning in lies and toxic hypocrisy.
• China built most modern civilization in history while US went from Nixon to Trump.
• Dear USA, It's over.
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Мир стал слишком мягок к пиздаболам
September 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Мир стал слишком мягок к пиздаболам
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
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September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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It’s disgusting how people are taking joy in this man’s death. He had a bank account, damnit, and stocks and bonds and loads of investments, and now none of those will ever again get to experience the love of helping this man travel the world killing rare and exotic animals.
August 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s disgusting how people are taking joy in this man’s death. He had a bank account, damnit, and stocks and bonds and loads of investments, and now none of those will ever again get to experience the love of helping this man travel the world killing rare and exotic animals.
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What To Know About The Epstein Files
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July 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What To Know About The Epstein Files
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Texas Politicians Used Burner Email To Request FEMA Funds
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July 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Texas Politicians Used Burner Email To Request FEMA Funds
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I guess we can just assume any Republican who hasn’t already come out and forcefully and publicly backed Trump and condemned Elon is a disloyal treasonous RINO playing both sides.
Like JD Vance.
Like JD Vance.
June 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I guess we can just assume any Republican who hasn’t already come out and forcefully and publicly backed Trump and condemned Elon is a disloyal treasonous RINO playing both sides.
Like JD Vance.
Like JD Vance.