joseph myers
@valligurlz.bsky.social
Amateur Cartographer. 😺 Daddy. Anti-Conservative.
USA: NY🍼-PA🏫-SD-ND🎓-CA♥️-NM🏡
USA: NY🍼-PA🏫-SD-ND🎓-CA♥️-NM🏡
I got a passport card in 2020 because it was obvious this is where it was going. A court won't let the feds target based on skin color, race, or ethnicity, but they (especially this SCOTUS) might let them randomly target *everyone*. It's why DHS keeps mentioning passports instead of REAL IDs.
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I got a passport card in 2020 because it was obvious this is where it was going. A court won't let the feds target based on skin color, race, or ethnicity, but they (especially this SCOTUS) might let them randomly target *everyone*. It's why DHS keeps mentioning passports instead of REAL IDs.
One reason I subscribe to EP is to fill my mind with stuff that isn't about everything else going on right now. Thank you.
(And if Minnesota temporarily moves home games thanks to you-know-who, asking 'why the hell are they playing this game' would be very understandable).
(And if Minnesota temporarily moves home games thanks to you-know-who, asking 'why the hell are they playing this game' would be very understandable).
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
One reason I subscribe to EP is to fill my mind with stuff that isn't about everything else going on right now. Thank you.
(And if Minnesota temporarily moves home games thanks to you-know-who, asking 'why the hell are they playing this game' would be very understandable).
(And if Minnesota temporarily moves home games thanks to you-know-who, asking 'why the hell are they playing this game' would be very understandable).
Can we change the formula for GDP to Y=C+I+G+X−M-S, where S=stupid stuff, because the millions they spend renaming DOD and other things for no reason shouldn't count.
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Can we change the formula for GDP to Y=C+I+G+X−M-S, where S=stupid stuff, because the millions they spend renaming DOD and other things for no reason shouldn't count.
How many NFL owners would say 'yes' if the Saudis offered $200 billion for 51% of each franchise and allowed the ex-majority owners keep their high profile (or say f-it and offer $400B for the whole enchilada)?
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
How many NFL owners would say 'yes' if the Saudis offered $200 billion for 51% of each franchise and allowed the ex-majority owners keep their high profile (or say f-it and offer $400B for the whole enchilada)?
"P.S. I know you're expecting a pardon from Trump; that's fine and dandy, but don't forget you can still be charged by state prosecutors or extradited to other countries. Have a Nice Day!!!"
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"P.S. I know you're expecting a pardon from Trump; that's fine and dandy, but don't forget you can still be charged by state prosecutors or extradited to other countries. Have a Nice Day!!!"
They keep assuming T.A.C.O. Trump will live up to his nickname, so no reason to panic (until of course he doesn't).
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
They keep assuming T.A.C.O. Trump will live up to his nickname, so no reason to panic (until of course he doesn't).
It's an odd-numbered year. He'll have a better OC in 2026 (who will get hired away in 2027).
(And I agree with your re: NS).
(And I agree with your re: NS).
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
It's an odd-numbered year. He'll have a better OC in 2026 (who will get hired away in 2027).
(And I agree with your re: NS).
(And I agree with your re: NS).
Wouldn't necessarily help in red states/cities. How about limit CBP jurisdiction to within 1000 feet (at most) of the border, abolish ICE, and transfer all enforcement to a uniformed division of a cleaned-up FBI or Marshals?
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Wouldn't necessarily help in red states/cities. How about limit CBP jurisdiction to within 1000 feet (at most) of the border, abolish ICE, and transfer all enforcement to a uniformed division of a cleaned-up FBI or Marshals?
Can the digital counter be programmed to jump from 66 directly to 70?
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Can the digital counter be programmed to jump from 66 directly to 70?
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The Insurance Wars are no joking matter. A lot of good cavemen and their geckos lost their lives when invading the shores of Allstate.
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 AM
The Insurance Wars are no joking matter. A lot of good cavemen and their geckos lost their lives when invading the shores of Allstate.
I always wanted the Super Bowl anthem signer to do that, drag the last note out 10 seconds or immediately cut-it-off solely to piss off half the prop betters.
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I always wanted the Super Bowl anthem signer to do that, drag the last note out 10 seconds or immediately cut-it-off solely to piss off half the prop betters.
Remember the scene in "Game Change" with Sarah Palin and foreign policy experts showing her a map? Donnie could spend hours looking at a globe and a map and still believe the globe was the "wrong" one.
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Remember the scene in "Game Change" with Sarah Palin and foreign policy experts showing her a map? Donnie could spend hours looking at a globe and a map and still believe the globe was the "wrong" one.
So Trump will be totally OK if Mexico sends $100,000 to each resident of a small border county to declare independence, right?
(My first draft was re: Russia and Alaska, but that's not the answer I intended).
(My first draft was re: Russia and Alaska, but that's not the answer I intended).
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
So Trump will be totally OK if Mexico sends $100,000 to each resident of a small border county to declare independence, right?
(My first draft was re: Russia and Alaska, but that's not the answer I intended).
(My first draft was re: Russia and Alaska, but that's not the answer I intended).
I saw a mix in LA; some agencies required the drivers to belt in the passenger (even if the passenger said they'd do it themselves), others required the driver to attempt it but they'd go back if the passenger declined help.
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I saw a mix in LA; some agencies required the drivers to belt in the passenger (even if the passenger said they'd do it themselves), others required the driver to attempt it but they'd go back if the passenger declined help.
How about moving the other direction with no visa problems? Guam! West coast games end at 7pm, publish at midnight, totally free in the morning since everyone else is asleep.
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
How about moving the other direction with no visa problems? Guam! West coast games end at 7pm, publish at midnight, totally free in the morning since everyone else is asleep.
Did Miller and Hegseth bump anyone out or were they plotting something else stupid in an earlier draft?
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Did Miller and Hegseth bump anyone out or were they plotting something else stupid in an earlier draft?
If Irsay-Gordon is as close to everything as reported, Steichen could get a pass for the QB choice since she heard the reasoning as it happened and might at least understand why he chose Rivers (unless, of course, she added "if this doesn't work out, you're done").
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If Irsay-Gordon is as close to everything as reported, Steichen could get a pass for the QB choice since she heard the reasoning as it happened and might at least understand why he chose Rivers (unless, of course, she added "if this doesn't work out, you're done").
Livvy Dunne or Robbie Avila starting at a small NAIA school trying to post their way and win the transfer portal lottery, interesting.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Livvy Dunne or Robbie Avila starting at a small NAIA school trying to post their way and win the transfer portal lottery, interesting.
Why not both? Kevin Harlan with a split-screen doing both play-by-play and commenting on breaking news at the same time. /s
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Why not both? Kevin Harlan with a split-screen doing both play-by-play and commenting on breaking news at the same time. /s
"We need to Save College Sports by eliminating all byes".
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"We need to Save College Sports by eliminating all byes".
Will he be in the "Join ICE" Super Bowl commercial?
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Will he be in the "Join ICE" Super Bowl commercial?